It's St. Patrick's Day, and while most of us will be Sham-rocking out with kegs of green beer and claiming any Irish heritage we have, the Bravolebrities will be celebrating in their own way.
And how is that?
Well we do know that Top Chef All-Stars finalist Richard Blais has some holiday related plans, since he tweeted, "I just punched in St. Pattys day on my phone, but spell check changed it to St Padma's Day. I like the sound of that..."
But since we haven't heard what everyone else is doing (we're still waiting on our invite guys), we dreamed up a couple of options for our favorite Bravo family members.
Rachel Zoe: We don't doubt that Rachel will have some specific thoughts on which shade of chartreuse is complimentary to certain skin-tones, so perhaps we should have the master stylist outfit the rest of us this day. That many people in bad shades of emerald: We die.
Bethenny Frankel: We think Bethenny and her foodie friend Nick should spend the day looking for a SkinnyGirl substitution for corned beef and cabbage. Can you bottle a lower calorie green beer for 2012 B? Because we'd try it.
Kathy Griffin: She'll be lambasting everyone from Justin Beiber to Oprah to Sarah Palin tonight on 50 and Not Pregnant but before that we think Kathy should try to find old P-dawg and sit down for a green-tinted beer. There's no better time to apologize than when you're a little tipsy, plus she can commend SP on her triumph in this week's Watch What Happens Live poll.
Patti Stanger: Most importantly the Million Dollar Matchmaker should remind folks not kiss someone just because their Irish (unless your in a monogamous relationship). But we also think Patti should take this opportunity to connect with a certain type of person: the gingers. Today is the day for her to get over her hatred of the day-walkers. Go out and embrace the redheads Patti. The time is now.
Giggy: Sir Gigster is obviously English, but he could still be a fabulous Leprechaun. Can Lisa to outfit him in tiny shorts and situate him on a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow please? We’re assuming he already has the perfect outfit.
The Manzo boys: Just stay out of trouble boys. Maybe take in a nice performance at Medieval Times to avoid the revelry elsewhere.
Kelly Bensimon: Real Housewife of New York Kelly has always been a fan of running in the streets, so we think she should lead the charge of the NYC parade. As mistress of ceremonies, the floats could follow behind her, and the organizers could reward her with satchels of gold (coins).
Josh Altman: The newest Million Dollar Listing man should show the West Coasters how it's done by representing his Boston roots with Bean-town style kegger. Los Angeles might be more accustomed to drinking green wheat-grass, but we’re sure it’d still be a shindig that's Mama Altman-approved.
Andy Cohen: Andy's obviously got the 411 on all the great shindigs, so we expect to see him cruise by on a float Ferris Buller-style any minute. After party at the Boom Boom Room?
We'll let you know if any of these predictions come to fruition, and hopefully have the Patti plus a happy ginger pics to prove it.