Val Kilmer had a wild weekend at home with nothing but his tweeting thumbs and a pic of Cate Blanchett to keep him company. In a series of posts, Val made it very clear that he is super into Cate: as an actress, as a friend, as a woman who sends her husband to deal with him at the airport. Some of his tweets survived, though some have been deleted. Interestingly, he didn’t delete this one that reads, “Once I flew all the way to Australia just to talk to Cate Blanchett. Her husband met me first. Or, instead, I guess, to be accurate.”
An entire story in just a few sentences! Many followers commented on Val’s strange insinuations about his feelings and he clarified by writing, “She's just as amazing in person. Some super stars aren't-Some superstars don't do a thing to ya in person-Cate is so real it's almost unreal.” He added that he loves her work, saying, “Once I did a cameo just to hang w/ #cateblanchett who pickd up a shovel in our sc. I was so dazzled by HOW she picked it up I forgot my line.”
Some tweets that did not survive the storm were captured by PEOPLE, like, “And recently I've had 2 dreams with #CateBlanchett in them. Her husband wasn't in either of them.” Okay, we all know that saying you’ve had a dream about someone is code for you’ve had astral plane sex with them. Val also tweeted a black and white pic of Cate with the caption, ”I mean even if she couldnt act you know what I mean?”
At a certain point, the actor must have realized he’d revealed too much, because he told his followers, “I've never done said or written a single idea that wasn't of the highest respect and admiration for #cateblanchett or any other great talent.” That tweet was also deleted.