Since The Real Housewives of Orange County hit the airwaves on Bravo nearly 10 years ago, our beloved stars have kicked off each episode by sharing a tagline. Their epithets are crucial: they neatly capture each Housewife's essence, their hopes and dreams, and the amount of class they may (or may not) have. Sometimes, they defy description: "My job is about fast decisions," Marysol Patton said in Season 2, "but my personal life I leave up to destiny."
So which one has the very best tagline out of every franchise and every season? The great minds of Buzzfeed exhaustively ranked every single tagline in history. And none other than Carole Radziwill came in at Number 1 with her Season 6 introduction: "If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass."
There are plenty of other gems to revisit, from Housewives stars past and present. Some of the taglines still ring true—Bethenny Frankel's Season 1 opener—while others are downright hilarious to read in retrospect. (Lauri Waring Peterson in Season 1: "Are the police involved?")
Which one is your favorite? Revisit our gallery of Every Single Real Housewives Tagline Ever below.