Calvin: They give me a ruffle that is old and dirty as hell. What am I to do with a ruffle?

Calvin: Eduardo do the same dress over and over again: Ruffle, ruffle, ruffle.

Cesar: I have friends that are eccentric, and it's from head to toe.

Jeffrey (on changing Cesar's mind): I can't really pull out a gun and start shooting.

Calvin: They call it an outfit? Are you on crack? Hell to the no! I’m not a big fan of Jeffrey's chicken look at all.

Calvin: You know what, because you draw a pig face on it, it doesn't make it a good coat.

Cesar: The next challenge should be that we all make straight jackets, 'cuz I'm definitely with a crazy person.

Cesar: We're the two little gay birds, nesting our eggs.

Simon: It was much more fun than any of the shows one goes to at the tents.

Simon Doonan: The ruffle feels like it's eating your dress.
Laura Brown: The hungry ruffle could be your signature.

Laura Brown (to Dominique): I love how you like pop a crazy pill every now and then. It makes me so happy. You are a brave little one man.

Calvin: I see people stepping on me, so I put a shoe on it. And I say people attack me, I put the little figure on her hair.

Iman (to Jeffrey's model): Ok, off, change!