Well first off, as crazy as it may sound, writing this blog in the third person disassociates me enough that I feel I can give an authentic reenactment of my experiences with The Millionaire Matchmaker.

Monday morning started like any other day except one thing. Joseph was about to start filming his first ever TV show. Now Joseph, a confident man by nature, jumps out of the shower, shaves and goes to his closet to get dressed. As he puts on his jeans he starts to laugh, thinking to himself that he has told no one about this show. When it airs, what will his friends and family think? He's pretty sure only one thing will come to mind -- "Mid Life Crisis." Then he laughs harder when he thinks about the random calls he will get after the show airs. Oh well, no risk, no reward. After all, hasn't Joseph made the decision to find the woman of his dreams? And is this not a step in the right direction?

Joseph arrives at Makai restaurant with no idea what to expect. He notices another man at the table, Xander. They talk for a minute and say hello. Then Patti walks up to the table and says hello. She asks both the men a couple questions. Joseph in return asks her about her current relationship. Patti replies that she has been dating a gentleman for 3 1/2 years. Joseph thinks to himself, "No Ring!" Oh well, like they say, "When you can't do, teach." Patti then explains that tomorrow Joseph and Xander would get to see the girls.