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Ryan Seacrest
Reason: Ryan's the busiest guy in Hollywood. His relationship with you? Low priority. You'd always come second. Or eleventh.
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Balthazar Getty
Reason: It's not wise to fall in love with a homewrecker.
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Colin Farrell
Reason: Notorious bad boy. The date ends with you in a jail cell.
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Mario Lopez
Reason: You'll just never be as tan. No one glows like that. Looking directly at his skin may cause cataracts.
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David Cook
Reason: Maybe it's that he's TOO eligible. You'd have to get past a hundred million love-struck 13-year-olds just to meet him.
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Stavros Niarchos
Reason: Pretty boys who are filthy rich are usually bad news. Especially ones who've been attached to Paris Hilton, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Lindsay Lohan.
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Jude Law
Reason: Don't date a cheater. (No matter how hot they are.)
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Brad Pitt
Reason: Technically he's still a bachelor. Good luck winning him away from Angelina and their 164 kids.
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John Mayer
Reason: Break up with him and he'll blab to the press or worse, write a moody song about it.
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Kevin Federline
Reason: Do we need one?
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