"The problem with men looking for the Holy Grail is that the Holy Grail don’t exist."

"No bling, no schwing."

"I’m the momma, I know best."

"Most people can’t find love because they overanalyze, they’re ultra picky, and they find things wrong in people. We call them flaw finders."

"We have to look through tons of coal for that one special diamond in the rough."

"I believe the penis does the picking. If the penis does not get off the couch and raise the flag pole, I got no match. Mr. Downstairs knows who he likes and who he doesn’t like."

"Most men want to lead. They’re the king of the jungle. In Order to be the King and have their Queen, the Queen is going to let them take charge. Not ask them out on a date. That’s a pussy."

" My favorite client is probably the heavy-hitter. He’s the Billionaire on the go. He’s the whale you see in Vegas. He’s closing the pit and doing $25,000 hands and he lives large. He is the most opinionated person, he’s difficult to work with, he’s the stallion that cannot be tamed, he’s often a player. And I’m here to create him and make him a stayer."

"So when the basic instrument of the male lifts itself, does that tent salute, that’s the barometer whether they’re attracted to the girl. That doesn’t mean it’s a match. That just is the first thing for them to ask a girl out. Then they look under the hood of the car."