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Meet the ten guys we would never want Patti Stanger to match us with.

Chris Brown
Reason: Good boy gone bad?
Mark Zuckerberg
Reason: And you thought your ex was bad. This guy's the ultimate Facebook stalker.
Kanye West
Reason: All of your love letters will be in ALL CAPS. Check out the evidence HERE.
Bernie Madoff
Reason: You'll always get stuck with the bill.
Joe Francis
Reason: Some girls like to cover up every now and then.
Mickey Rourke
Reason: You'll always get kicked out of the bed for a dog ... or two.
Perez Hilton
Reason: Your best photos will have, um, inappropriate things drawn all over them.
Jeremy Piven
Reason: Due to, ahem, mercury poisining, he can no longer take you to sushi restaurants.
Tom Anderson (MySpace)
Reason: He has way too many female friends!
Zac Efron
Reason: Your guy should never be prettier than you.