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Reason: We have a lot of reasons why we'd pass on the soon-to-be billionaire bachelor. (10 reasons, to be specific.)
Reason: Serial dater who sluts it up on The Hills? No thank you.
Reason: Would you really want to date a guy who calls himself The Rock?
Reason: Alleged affair with step-granddaughter? Yuck!
Reason: No matter how good you look, he'll always be prettier than you.
Reason: He'll break up with you on your birthday.
Reason: Edward would only want your blood, and according to rumors, Robert only wants Kristen Stewart. Sorry, ladies.
Reason: Leo is unreachable, unless you're a smoking hot model. And even then, good luck.