I had a man tell me, while looking into my eyes, he could swim forever. I have brown eyes! I had no clue what he meant. - Kristina

At 62, my best compliment was from an old boyfriend who mentioned he could not just see me for dinner because if we got together, he would want to devour me. (At 62, that's hot.) - Janyce

A few months into a new relationship the man I was dating looked at me and then sighed and shook his head. I said, "What's the matter?" He replied, "I feel like I bargained for a Mustang and got a Porsche and I realize I just don't know what to do with it." I loved the analogy until I started noticing a pattern: my boyfriends kept telling me I made them want to be better men but always ended up disappointing me. - Paulina

You are the like the whitest black guy I have ever met. Yeah, I think that is the worst compliment. - Joel

"Your smile compliments the soft yet masculine features of your face, but your conversations are more appealing than your obvious beauty..." I think he was blowing smoke up my bottom...LOL! - Alexander

After the initial greetings were said, meeting a man I met online for the first time, his second comment, after looking me up and down, was to say, "You'll do." I didn't! - Randal

Worst "compliment" on a first date? It's a tie between:
"I didn't expect you to be so, uh, buxom." (Gee, thanks for stating the obvious.) And "Wow, I bet being with you and your daughter (she's 20 and looks like a younger version of me) is every guys fantasy." Ewww. - SusanFoodGoddess

"I don't normally do girls from Tacoma, but I'll make an exception for you." - Stephanie

The worst compliment I ever received was "Damn girl you're shaped nice why don't you wear a little less and share that gift with the world." - Tara