Gretchen and Slade crash Patti's radio show!

Rachel is shocked by Patti's newest client Jason, otherwise known as Gummi Bear!

David Shelton is a banker and divorcee who's looking for love.

David likes to stay in shape by running 8 miles a day!

A former actor and model, David's ideal woman has a fun and bubbly "Meg Ryan" type personality.

Jason Davis claims to be a "hopeless romantic," but Patti is skeptical.

Jason introduces some of his stuffed animals.

Jason tells Patti that he's had his heart broken before, and is serious about finding a new love.

Patti, Chelsea, and Destin review potential dates.

Patti finds out that a lot of 40 year old women don't want to have children.

Destin takes Jason to the spa to clean up!

Ew Jason! Do something about those nails!

Time for a spray tan. (Jason's not too jazzed about looking like a pumpkin.)

Ugh.

David goes on a trial run with a few potential dates, and learns not to talk so much about himself.

David gets his "hunting and fishing on," and Leslie find an instant connection!

Jason picks Stephanie (or who Patti calls, Boobalicious) and Susan for the mini-dates.

Patti introduces the group to Gummi Bear!

David picks Leslie for his date, and the two take a ride on his Harley to Malibu.

Jason picks up his date, Stephanie, in a limo (and then proposes marriage, just for kicks.)

Jason has his "little friend" join them on their date, a monkey pal.

Why have a monkey on a date? Jason thinks they can tell the difference between a good girl and a bad girl.

Looks like Jason doesn't have a problem bonding with the monkey!

David and Leslie get cozy on their beach date.

Stephanie and Jason snuggle on the couch! (Until he farts.)

Jason makes a move, and admits Patti did make the right match for him.