Patti's on the hunt for a celebrity wedding planner!

Patti and her team review their clients, Smike and Rupert.

Smike's taking a three year sabbatical to travel the world.

Patti's concerned that Smike travels far too much, and could never settle down with one special someone.

Meet Rupert! He's a big time producer/director of Stigmata and The Fog. He's looking for a younger lady who's perpetually 29 years old!

Patti's concerned that Rupert is an ageist. His last girlfriend was only 25!

An ageist know-it-all with a British accent? Blech. Patti's over it.

Patti's not fooled by Rupert's suave style.

Patti calls in an astrologist to help Smike narrow down what he's really looking for in a man.

Patti's recruiting for "The Gay Division," and runs into some interesting prospects...

Patti meets some perfect prospects for Smike.

Patti reviews potential dates for Rupert.

Patti throws a few dates into the group she thinks Rupert needs - some brunettes and some women over 40!

Smike and Rupert get ready for their five mini-dates.

Bad boy.

Rupert meets his dates!

Olia and Rupert get to know each other.

Tall, dark, handsome ... Smike just hopes he has a brain and a heart!

Smike picks Patti's first choice, Chad, for his date! They have a private date on the beach.

Chad and Smike hit it off.

Hot tub action!

The guys take in the scenic view.

Rupert decides to take Olya on a date.

Olya and Rupert go on a date to the soup kitchen!

Olya feels a little out of place at the soup kitchen because she's "glamourous and nice."