"I can’t believe I had to use the internet for a date!"

"I really dressed up tonight. I made an exception for you. I usually run around the house in baggy sweats with dirty hair!"

"I’m a free spirit. I just can’t seem to settle down, whether it’s with a job or a man."

"You’re the first man I’ve ever dated under six feet. I’ve always dated really tall guys."

"It’s hard for any one man to keep my attention for very long. I usually get bored and bail after the third date!"

"I’ve never been dumped. I’m always the first to leave."

"My ex-boyfriend is still really into me, but he’s just got to get over it. I mean, I’m ready to move on, so why isn’t he?"