Don't Kiss and Tell

Making a Match: Patti Melts and Bravo Reunions

Making a Match: Speidi, Bad Guys & Playboy

Making a Match: The Real Perez and Sexy Sonja

Making a Match: Making Jill (and Ally) Happy

Making a Match: Crashing Chilli's Date!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Patti Turns NeNe's Bridesmaids to Brides

A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Just Robin Being Robin

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

Don't Kiss and Tell

Hear from Millionaire Zagros about his experience on Matchmaker!

First and foremost I want to celebrate you, the Bravo audience, for keeping an open mind to the powers of editing and story production. Creativity has given me the competitive advantage through my mortgage lead generation company Ingenuity makes me a top producing real estate broker in Dallas/Ft. Worth for buyers and sellers through my company Go Go Realtors, LLC. Inventiveness makes me the fastest growing contact management system specializing in referral tree building with my company Originality makes my power tool line Mr. Pit Stop fly off the shelves. People at the top of their game who also possess the qualities I just mentioned are the production staff of The Millionaire Matchmaker. It’s not easy taking 200 hours of footage and compressing that into a 1-hour show with commercials. True talent.

Patti, Patti, Patti. As I said on the show, if Patti worked for me she would operate the bulldozer at one of my construction sites. What she is missing in discretion she fully makes up for in non-diplomacy. I can only laugh at her antics. She’s an entertainer and she’s damn good at it. She’s a polarizing figure. One loves her or hates her and there is truly no gray area.

When Patti and I first met I played a practical joke on her. I looked her straight in the eye and told her, “Patti, you seem like a woman who really knows what’s she doing with her hands.” She looked at me stunned. I told her I got her a gift and handed her a set of power tools from my Mr. Pit Stop line. The Mr. Pit Stop Power Wrench plugs into your cigarette adapter, push a button, and it takes the lug nuts off your tires. The Mr. Pit Stop Power Jack works the same way. Plug into your cigarette adapter, push a button, and it jacks up your car. When I gave her the set, Patti didn’t look happy. Begrudgingly she opened the power tools boxes and inside she found that I got her a Tiffany’s diamond necklace and a Tiffany’s atlas bracelet. She was taken aback and shocked. Patti told me, “These are the nicest gifts anyone has ever given me.” She got up and gave me a kiss.

My family is the best. Bless their hearts - it was like pulling teeth to get them to do the show with me. My mom was the most nervous of all before the shoot and just as she was getting comfortable in front of the camera, her role in helping me find a soul mate was over. They did great and looked like a million bucks. I’m so proud.

Teal. Hmmm. It really isn’t easy to say this because I want so badly to share with you what really happened between Teal and I, but I am taking the high road. Teal is best left as a closed chapter. I don’t like to kiss and tell and the discussion of sex that was so brazenly brought up by Teal is like school on Saturday: There’s no class.

I have nothing but love for you guys. Bravoinians, thanks for letting me spend an hour in your living room with you. Hopefully you had a couple of good laughs at the antics and zaniness you went through with me. The experience was unforgettable and good or bad, I wouldn’t change it for the world. You can keep up with me on Facebook, Twitter, or on my homepage Let’s keep in touch friends!

Making a Match: Speidi, Bad Guys & Playboy

Patti talks working with Speidi to break Stephanie Pratt of her bad boy habit and setting up former Playmate Kari Whitman.

Season 8 of The Millionaire Matchmaker is one of the most dramatic ever. This time around, Patti Stanger is helping plenty of unlikely clients find love, from Perez Hilton and 'Chili' Thomas to Real Miami Housewife Marysol Patton.

Each week, we're asking Patti to weigh in on every episode in her exclusive vlog. She'll tackle the good (a real-life 'Ghost' moment), the bad (boys in Stephanie Pratt's case)—and the hilarious (a man pole dancing for Speidi!). 

This week, she talks about setting up Stephanie Pratt, Playboy Bunnny Kari Whitman and more. Check out the latest episode vlog below and watch past episodes here.

So this week I have Stephanie Pratt, Spencer Pratt's sister! She is drop dead smokin' gorgeous. The problem is she dates bad boys. Bad boys who have no bank accounts. Bad boys who won't even take her to dinner! So, I decide that Speidi needs to come in and help me with recruiting. I mean I need Spencer. He is the voice of reason. And you know what I notice that Spencer and Heidi are so madly in love. 

I also decided to fix up Kari Whitman this week. She used to be engaged to Don Johnson among many other stars. Kari needs to cleanse bad habits and old habits that were clinging to her exes. Kari needs a little bit of loosening up because she's like a stiff girl. She's got like a stick up her ass. She's all hoity-toity. Like, the botox don't move, neither do the tits. 

She's got like a stick up her ass. She's all hoity-toity. Like, the botox don't move, neither do the tits.

If there's anyone literally who can help Kari detox, it's Tracy Anderson. She's like a mad scientist that can help get your inner balance. Before we meet the guys, Tracy gives us a whole new exercise routine, which by the way I've been using -- and do you see that? That's from Tracy Anderson. Now, we're recruiting for Kari. So these guys come in. They're drop dead gorgeous and they're all dress in workout gear. 
So we decide, my team and I, that we're going to do a dinner mixer. Stephanie is leaning toward Trevor the whole time. But we also like Dutch, who's a really great guy. So it's Dutch or Trevor, Dutch or Trevor. We're not sure yet, but those two are in it to win it. Kari totally likes Kevin and Emilio. So I was really, really shocked because Kari chose Emilio. I wasn't sure she was going to go that way. But then Stephanie chose what I wanted, which was Trevor!
Trevor and Stephanie had this amazing dinner at Beach Cafe on the Santa Monica Pier. They won prizes on the pier, they went on the Ferris wheel. And they kissed!
Kari met Emilio at the pottery shop where they had a lesson of getting dirty with clay. It was a real Ghost moment, very sexy. They went for oysters and Emilio created a special drink for her and they shared a sexy kiss. That was a really romantic date, by the way.
Really proud of my clients this week and as always, they nailed it! These two found love, it was awesome this week. Best week yet!