Patti goes green this week with two eco-conscious clients. Douglas Donehoo is a 39 year-old gay millionaire who owns an all-organic sportswear line. He’s not your typical granola eating, “crunchy” type though; Douglas is driven, flashy, and narcissistic. While successful in business, Douglas has come up short in the love department due to impossibly high standards. Patti wants to teach this egocentric eco-centric to adjust his standards and put down the mirror.

Patti’s other client is British import, Nicole Sherwin, a 40-year-old divorcee who now lives in L.A. Nicole parlayed her passion for luxury and the environment into a successful green events company that creates lavish, celeb-studded parties. When Nicole demands the ideal man who doesn’t exist, Patti gives the snobby, superior eco-princess the inconvenient truth that at her age, her options are limited, especially in youth-obsessed L.A.