Rachel Federoff

Rachel sounds off on Sean's very not PC behavior and Beth's bizarre date.

on Nov 9, 20100

 

Love sometimes can be like a game of poker. Sometimes you play with a stud and sometimes a real deuce, but either way you have to take risks. This week the odds went against the house for Team MC with Beth Shak and Sean Hull. I was very worried how things were going to turn out, and if our intern Andreea aka "mini Rachel" was going to bring some great girls and guys to our crappy hand.

So let me start with Sean, an over 40, tiny, bad teeth, Moby wannabe. Did I mention the skinny neon ties? His type … Asians. Any and all, the smaller the better, and oh yeah, they must wait on him as he thinks all Asian women are subservient. Not at all un-PC here are we?! What kind of mommy raised you to think like that? Disgusting. I don't even know how Destin could swallow taking on a client like him. After my little meltdown on "mini Rachel" we picked some great beautiful Asian girls for him. I tell you this though, these girls were certainly not "bitches," and quite frankly he doesn't deserve them. We need to teach Sean that women are not objects. It's time for him to act his age, not his height, and settle down. 

Beth Shak was my millionaire poker queen, who puts Carrie Bradshaw's shoe collection to shame. Beth, who has been burned before, needs to find her King of Hearts. Her type, Gerard Butler but not really Gerard Butler, I don't know. She just needs to stop playing mom to young poor schnooks and find an older man that can take care of her for a change. We did just that in our casting session and found some perfect handsome older gentlemen to sweep her off her Manolos.  

The mixer this time was very intimate and involved some lab work of the "mad scientist alcohol kind." I have to say as a previous bartender this was right up my alley! Each of the suitors had to make Beth or Sean a cocktail representing them. My favorite was when Allison made some crazy concoction with Tabasco in it. Who does that? How is that going to make the guy want you? Yuck! In the end Beth chose Ray and Sean chose Allison. Great picks for both of them, but let's hope Shorty McShorterton Womanizer and Momma Card Slinger don't screw it up.

5 comments
aznlawyer
aznlawyer

Allison, you are so beautiful! Wow. Definitely not a "bimbo." If you're tired of dating bald, ugly, insecure men with an Asian fetish, email me! ;-) aznlawyer@gmail.com

Secret Admirer
Secret Admirer

How can we reach Allison? She's Hot and Sean is an idiot! Allison if you're reading this, do you have a blog? ;)

skeet skeet
skeet skeet

kim baby you r dam hot mami when can we go out on the town. nite with you that's all i need with your sexy self..... Real talk....smile!!!

josies
josies

I was stunned by Beth's behavior. It seemed very mean spirited. No wonder she can't find a good guy.