Rachel Federoff

Rachel dishes about Stacy's return and the guy who said she had ADD at the mixer. 

on Jan 11, 20110

Well our time in this magnificent city has come to an end. Why not go out with a bang, right? Or in my case an S-Bomb! Yes, that's right, our good old dancer, trainer, public speaker, dog whisperer, bounty hunter, and life coach Stacy Kessler came back for more. Isn't life grand?

Okay, so Destin brought in Freddie "Fred Ex" Mitchell, and that was neat and all with that Southern gem girl cheer leading on a rooftop, blah blah blah. It was really all about Stacy (insert jazz hands here). I'll get right to the messy bits.

So Stacey chose Eben, who in my opinion was not too shabby of a pick. But I think he was at the wrong mixer and maybe would have been better off at the Mr. Cookie Diet mixer instead, if you know what I mean. They meet up at what looked like a corner market at first, and then they sat down to a nice screening of "Stacey on Parade!" WHO DOES THAT?! She might as well have brought in mom and pop and some photo albums of herself through the years! I mean does "Meet the Fockers "come to mind? "Here I am waking up, here I am going to the bathroom, here I am making breakfast, and here I am throwing up." 

Then they saunter off to dinner where he straight up tells her he is not into her. She gets offended and wiggles away into the sunset to her next gig as a street performer. Did I mention the jackass who said I had ADD at the mixer? Anywho, it just goes to show you the nuts aren't just in LA-LA land, they're everywhere! And we here at the Millionaires Club get the privilege of trying to help fix them up. To whomever is reading this, please hear my prayers and keep the nuts in Bellevue to make room for those who really want our help. Home again, home again, jiggidy jig!

18 comments
sheila.harper.9231
sheila.harper.9231

gutted love this show and housewives of the oc and was wondering why stacy and heather are the same person ????

Viewer1616
Viewer1616

I agree wholeheartedly. I'm such a very big fan of Patti's.... but when she cuts people with a "too swift to fly off the handle" swear-laden tirade, it detracts from the fact that she truly knows what she's doing and is really committed to finding the best results for participants. Give them another few seconds to be heard (whether what they are saying is complete nonsense or not) and then jump in with the brutal honesty. You'll end up shining even brighter as a result.

by the way, what a great show

Jim in vegas
Jim in vegas

I think you all got Stacy all wrong, She seems very proud of her acomplishments and was laying it all on the the line for the guy, Showing him what she does for a living and wanted him to know, I would love to find a real woman like that, she seemed very confident, committed to haveing a relationship, and looked to me like she was trying, some guys cant take a woman like that and just let her be herself, to bad, Stacy I think you have done nothing wrong and would make a great partner in life, you seem like your looking for love and no one is seeing that, If and when you ever make it to Las Vegas Nv. I would be proud to show you around and take you on a real date that you would never want to end, Have a great week and I hope you find what your looking for.

Jim Mason Las Vegas Nv.

Debrie in Hawaii
Debrie in Hawaii

Patti could cut down on the swear words a bit, it takes away from her beauty. Allowing the others to speak even if they speak foolishly actually makes her look better. Love you Patti. Just a suggestion.

Debrie in Hawaii
Debrie in Hawaii

For Stacey...I felt sad and embarrassed for her. She was so into her own video of herself she hardly recognised Eben's discomfort. She really needs to volunteer for a homeless shelter for a year or so and study the Bible to round off herself. She doesn't know "how" to love. She needs to love "first" and then she will get love. Listen to Patti...she said let the guy arrange the date, be open to love and listen...listen...listen and stop talking.

Jimbo
Jimbo

Insanity has a name and it is Stacey. That woman is about self centered as she can be. I hope she gets used to being alone because I am not sure there are ver many men on this planet that could put up with her.

Ginie
Ginie

What was the name of the restuarant where Eben and Stacy went on their date? That burger looked fantastish!!

Viewer3030
Viewer3030

Ditto! Self-centered exhibitionist! Get a grip.

thedster
thedster

I'd slept with Stacey, but she is a little wacky. That dude was gay.

bravo_fanatic
bravo_fanatic

omg rach...i love love love you and destin together...cutest couple ever! i wish you both all the best and hope like hell this tv show doesnt cause un needed problems in your relationship....which it will....just keep reminding yourself that family is more important than any tv show...n as long as your man does the same....you all wont end up like the most of em... Much love Jami

chub
chub

Did you see how both of them was eating? Eben needs to come out of the closet.

UpstateKate
UpstateKate

As soon as I saw Eben I said, "He's gay!" Cute, but.... ? Rachel - You looked great in the hat and braids, btw. Great look for you.

Viewer 351
Viewer 351

I totally respect Eben for telling her the truth...that video of her was ridiculous and he reacted like a true gentleman. Stacy is single because she's nuts! She looks like she's in her early 50's...it's time to hang up the public display of lingerie!

Rachel - I love that you and Dustin speak up more this season...you both are so witty.

Sealynn
Sealynn

Hahahaha SO TRUE, I'd marry that boy in a heartbeat.

Sealynn
Sealynn

Eben is the CUTEST, I feel so bad for him.. No one should have to endure a date with Stacey, regardless of which team they're playing for.

P.S. So hilarious that she had to take a lie detector test?? Maybe if she cut back on the Botox, people could read her better..

LisaSalzer113
LisaSalzer113

Hey Rachel - Any chance you can give us this Eben's last name? He's really something! Thanks. Love the show.

enoch.f.acheampong
enoch.f.acheampong

Yeah, I've seen that episode 2x Debrie, and had 2 leave the room.  I agree w JIM IN VEGAS, Stacy certainly has the looks.  It just makes me feel bad to see her 'selling' herself so focefully.  Cardio!  Baking!  Hosting!  Really reminds me of women of bygone days, wd reach a certain age and essentially scream 'I'M NOT BORING!!'  And she MUST start being open about her true age, to hedge as she does is passe.  We r not in the age where it's cute to hide essential facts when in the dating world.