Cast Blog: #MATCHMAKER

Love isn't Rocket Science

Making a Match: Patti Melts and Bravo Reunions

Making a Match: Speidi, Bad Guys & Playboy

Making a Match: The Real Perez and Sexy Sonja

Making a Match: Making Jill (and Ally) Happy

Making a Match: Crashing Chilli's Date!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Patti Turns NeNe's Bridesmaids to Brides

A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Just Robin Being Robin

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

Love isn't Rocket Science

Rachel thinks laughter is the key to love (not list making). 

Every now and then we come across a heavy hitter in the public eye that needs our help. This week we answered the S.O.S of the amazing Judith Reagan. I also brought in a savvy catering business owner Andrea Correale.  Again two women, since it seems NY is the town of lonely millionairesses. 

Judith was an easy and fun client as she just wanted Bruce Vilanch "Version Straight.0" So of course what better place to find her type than at Caroline's. Let the laughter commence! NOT! We saw some of the un-funniest men ever to set foot in a comedy club. It was like watching paint dry. Just when we thought we were going to have to try to flip Bruce, in walked John and Chris. They were the perfect mix of funny and sincere.  We then decided to throw in our pal Dave from one of our last mixers, since he was a millionaire and quite the jokester.

Andrea was our challenge of the week because of course there always has to be one pain in the you know what. She came with a list longer than Santa's.  Did you notice the color-coding going on? I think she was 40 going on 10. All one needs is five non-negotiables, and that's it. No color needed. Take those five and use that as your guide to finding your mate. DONE. So after Patti's bonfire, I hand selected some gents for our dinner party mixer: Lou, Craig, and Carlos. Personally I was really rooting for Craig. 

The dinner party at Delmonico's started off rocky, because when I was about to enjoy the baked Alaska, Miss List had to throw a tantrum about the men we chose for her. REALLY? Craig was cute and successful, Lou was handsome, romantic, and sweet, and Carlos was a passionate foodie. And you my dear have the meatballs to accuse us of not giving you your rainbow-coded wishes? Get over it, lady, these guys are perfect! So we gave her a lashing and she chose Carlos. 

Meanwhile back at the adult table, Judith and her suitors were full of laughs until Dave "crazy pants" decided he was 12 and had to be moved.  Maybe he and Andrea should have hooked up? Judith did have a tough time choosing between John and Chris, but picking John in the end was great. He really was perfect for her. Here's to love!

I have to say the dates were really great. The Museum of Sex was hilarious and fun, and the nice dinner was the icing on the cake.  You could really see the chemistry with Judith and John. As for Andrea, well, although cooking for Carlos was a sweet gesture, she didn't listen to us as and let Carlos plan the date. Why don't they ever listen to us? 

The moral of the story is as follows: 1. Laughter is the best aphrodisiac for getting those juices flowing 2. Ditch the list, finding love isn't rocket science.

Making a Match: Speidi, Bad Guys & Playboy

Patti talks working with Speidi to break Stephanie Pratt of her bad boy habit and setting up former Playmate Kari Whitman.

Season 8 of The Millionaire Matchmaker is one of the most dramatic ever. This time around, Patti Stanger is helping plenty of unlikely clients find love, from Perez Hilton and 'Chili' Thomas to Real Miami Housewife Marysol Patton.

Each week, we're asking Patti to weigh in on every episode in her exclusive vlog. She'll tackle the good (a real-life 'Ghost' moment), the bad (boys in Stephanie Pratt's case)—and the hilarious (a man pole dancing for Speidi!). 

This week, she talks about setting up Stephanie Pratt, Playboy Bunnny Kari Whitman and more. Check out the latest episode vlog below and watch past episodes here.

So this week I have Stephanie Pratt, Spencer Pratt's sister! She is drop dead smokin' gorgeous. The problem is she dates bad boys. Bad boys who have no bank accounts. Bad boys who won't even take her to dinner! So, I decide that Speidi needs to come in and help me with recruiting. I mean I need Spencer. He is the voice of reason. And you know what I notice that Spencer and Heidi are so madly in love. 

I also decided to fix up Kari Whitman this week. She used to be engaged to Don Johnson among many other stars. Kari needs to cleanse bad habits and old habits that were clinging to her exes. Kari needs a little bit of loosening up because she's like a stiff girl. She's got like a stick up her ass. She's all hoity-toity. Like, the botox don't move, neither do the tits. 

She's got like a stick up her ass. She's all hoity-toity. Like, the botox don't move, neither do the tits.

If there's anyone literally who can help Kari detox, it's Tracy Anderson. She's like a mad scientist that can help get your inner balance. Before we meet the guys, Tracy gives us a whole new exercise routine, which by the way I've been using -- and do you see that? That's from Tracy Anderson. Now, we're recruiting for Kari. So these guys come in. They're drop dead gorgeous and they're all dress in workout gear. 
 
So we decide, my team and I, that we're going to do a dinner mixer. Stephanie is leaning toward Trevor the whole time. But we also like Dutch, who's a really great guy. So it's Dutch or Trevor, Dutch or Trevor. We're not sure yet, but those two are in it to win it. Kari totally likes Kevin and Emilio. So I was really, really shocked because Kari chose Emilio. I wasn't sure she was going to go that way. But then Stephanie chose what I wanted, which was Trevor!
Trevor and Stephanie had this amazing dinner at Beach Cafe on the Santa Monica Pier. They won prizes on the pier, they went on the Ferris wheel. And they kissed!
 
Kari met Emilio at the pottery shop where they had a lesson of getting dirty with clay. It was a real Ghost moment, very sexy. They went for oysters and Emilio created a special drink for her and they shared a sexy kiss. That was a really romantic date, by the way.
 
Really proud of my clients this week and as always, they nailed it! These two found love, it was awesome this week. Best week yet!