Rachel Federoff

Rachel wishes that Robin could have seen past Luke's handsome exterior. 

on Jan 4, 20110

 

I'm going to just cut to the chase and talk about our female millionaire Robin. Where to start with this one... She's 33, Jewish, loves Matthew McConaughey, Hello Kitty, the color pink, and her two yappy dogs "Bruiser" and "Paris Hilton." Do I even need to go on from here? Oh, but I must! 

Robin was just a mess in every way imaginable, and if she had put down the drinky and toned down the pinky, she would have succeeded with us. We gave Robin such a great handful of perfect men for her to choose from, and she went for Mr. Plumbing for Gold, Luke. Because he's like super hot and stuff.

So let's see, Luke and Robin met in Central Park to go for a leisurely bike ride where Robin almost lands on horse droppings and Luke cuts off a guy on rollerblades. Then right before Robin passes out the ride ends, and they are off to a nice boat cruise. Hey, this ought to be good right? Dinner, boat, and more alcohol to help ease the pain of this date. Five drinks in and some heavy petting under the table, she's offering Ducatis and Maseratis, Botox for her 56 year old dog, and he wants her to help unclog the can. Next they're out on the deck and now on drink ten, we get some nipple tweaking, muscle grabbing, and not a barf bag in sight. 

I don't know what made me more ill this week, the boat ride over the water or this train wreck of a date. Robin really is a sweet girl, and you have to feel sorry for her. Luke is just a gold digger who needs to be flushed away with all the rest of the excrement. These two get the Rachel Award for Dating Disaster of the Year. Hopefully you all have learned a lot from this week. Or if nothing else, that Botox is great for pets too. 

 

26 comments
Star*
Star*

I Really Love the show,The Millionaire Matchmaker's team sure have their work cut out for them sometimes I bet, That's why they are the Professionials i guess.

Yes i agree that BOY Luke was ONLY after The Girl's Money i hope She didn't give him any. God bless you all. :)

Dolores
Dolores

Season 4/Episode11....Robin and Luke I am also interested in Anothony. If he is stiil available, can you tell me what I can do to meet him? Dolores

IHeartLuke
IHeartLuke

OMG! Luke is sooo funny -- this guy is hilarious! And you're right, Robin is a hot mess.

showfan1
showfan1

I think you should do a show on bringing Anthony out to LA and fixing him up. What a doll.

ljm515
ljm515

OMG!! I Just saw this episode! I agree 100%. If this guy takes all her $$, she deserves it. He laid his cards on the table at the very start and made it very clear that all he wants from her is a backer for his business. This woman-child is a piece of work and I never would have believed she existed had I not seen it with my own eyes. Her figure, awkward face, etc. all could have worked in her favor had she been a mature, confident WOMAN. Really, " Hello Kitty" at her age? Pink everything? What a freak.

hrs
hrs

would love to get in touch with Luke. I have a business opportunity i would like to discuss with him. Does he have an email address/last name/contact information? THANKS

Val0520
Val0520

Doesn't Every Girl wants to know that? Lol he was a total hottie

JasonK73
JasonK73

Not sure what's more entertaining? This episode or some people's hypocritical reaction to it?

Why is ot ok for young, dolled up women to go after older men they know nothing about except that fact that they claim to be millionaires...but Robyn can't go after what she thinks will make her happy? She was, after all, honest about what physical type of guy she enjoys. She never waivered from that.

Luke himself deserves some credit for his honesty, too. For anyone knocking plumbing as a profession, I should introduce you to some really sensitive, thoughtful and wealthy plumbers! And Luke was the sensisitve guy asking the thoughtful questions - he even had hurt feelings when Robyn continued to objectify him and not ask him about himself.

And for the rest of you, I'd suggest you consider the possibility that this type of reality TV is edited and perhaps somewhat semi-scripted to get a rise out of you, entertain you - which it clearly did! For that I say bravo to Bravo! And bravo to Luke for being real. He didn't strike me as a gold digger bonehead at all, at least not like half the female floozies on the flip side.

Twilla
Twilla

How are Johnny and Dana doing? They seemed to hit it off just wondered if they are still together. I thought they made a good couple.

Maureen Prentice
Maureen Prentice

Is Anthony still available? I'm not a millionaire, but I don't need millions to spot a good man! NYPD too!! Was Robin crazy?!! First appearances: Luke, may be a little younger than Anthony, and weighs less, but both are good looking, except when he opens his mouth to speak...yes!! Luke becomes the ugliest man in the room, Robin, omg...gain some self confidence to go along with that bank account and stop selling herself short, she seems like a genuinely nice person. So, like I asked in the beginning, is Anthony still available?

Another Robin
Another Robin

This was one of the BEST episodes! I love Luke...he wanted to see how far he could take it. I love Robin because she is a nut and she could careless..she just wants to have fun...

I LOVE Millionaire Matchmaker!!

MeMyself&I
MeMyself&I

Robin was an idiot. But, all those "hot" women who come to those mixers are complete gold diggers!!! Duh. They're just sneaky about it... Luke wasn't. That's basically what your show is about. You don't really think those younger, model type girls come to meet the millionaires because they've always wanted to marry an egotistical, ageist man who is much older than them, do you?

Mikey O
Mikey O

Can you tell me was Luke the Plumber's last name is?

Jimbo
Jimbo

Robin, to me, is overcompensating for self esteem issues. She calls it being fabulous but it isn't. I wonder if she selected the Himbo because she is afraid of having to actually deal with her deeper inner emotions. She seems like she is a sweet person but the way she portrays herself is masking some emotional scars she might have. One consideration might be she wants the hot guy because she was told by other girls she knew there was no way she could get that. I hope she will just learn to love someone for who they are especially herself.

soultonic
soultonic

I could see the kindness in all y'all's eyes, in the beginning, with this woman; and then it turned out that she was just self destructive to the point of being a characiture out of a hollywood movie of a lonely, heavy, unattractive woman. Whew!! I felt sorry for her too until she says she's going to Botox her dog!! Somebody call PETA, please!!!! Holy smokes!! How the heck did she ever become successful in her business??? And, Luke, what an idiot......bet he's even proud of himself. Tell you the truth, I didn't think he was all that, he was cute but not that cute and his truth makes him ugly. They deserve one another, she wants to be used and he's a user........I think you guys made a perfect match if you really think about it!

 Amber
Amber

Wow, how awesome. This is why I am hooked to reality TV, especially this show. I mean, come on - first of all, everyone stop bitching about the gold-digging hottie, the main hook of the show is matchmaking ---- wait for it ---- MILLIONAIRES. Mhm.

Not just matchmaking. Not even LA (NY) Matchmaking. MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKING. If you think that good ol' Luke is the only dater on the show interested in money, your delusional. He was just more honest about his intention.

Owen Gio
Owen Gio

I loved Robin. Im a 26 y/o male from New Orleans..and im a FA. I love fat women. LOVE THEM.

Im not a gold digger...and I just wish that I was on that show with her. My southern charm would sweep her off her feet.

And she doesnt even need to buy me a car!

Alfa
Alfa

Robin is sexy a hell.

FLAmanda
FLAmanda

On behalf of all well-educated, bubbly women who happen to be larger I HATE ROBIN! She was embarassing and ridiculous and I hope everyone understands that she is the antithesis of what most of us are striving to be!

Jaxc
Jaxc

Anthony from tonights epsoide was a cutie and appeared to be a good guy, is he available?? the hello kittie chic is nuts for not picking him.

★ ★ ★
★ ★ ★

What is there for us to feel sorry for her about? If she can't see that he's only after her money, then her stupidity is worse than it appears on TV.

Just WOW
Just WOW

Man. Where do I begin? Robin is a pretty girl, nice smile, and loves her doggies.

I really was hoping she would pick the retired cop. He really seemed into her, and he was HOT. I can't believe she went for Luke. Yeah, Luke is hot for about 5 minutes, but it was so obvious that he was diggin' for gold and what made Robin look oh so bad was the fact that she was offering to buy him motorcycles, cars, even help with his business venture. If she truly was serious, I feel sad for this girl.

I do hope that she finds that Cop. Or better yet, maybe he will hunt her down and that would be a great story.

I really liked Robin on the show, she has a bubbly personality and no pun intended. I didn't think she was rip-roarin' drunk. Maybe buzzed.

Micca Foxworth
Micca Foxworth

Im sorry but I dont blame her he was hot! I would let him too.

Terry_fl
Terry_fl

I almost wet my panties when Robin tells Luke on the cruise "I want to have sex with you". Then he turned red, and the food out of his mouth was falling out.