Next one, "What was it like meeting Patti?" It was just like you would expect, only worse! She is a tough woman. It's a TV show, and it's her TV show, so she has the home court advantage. But thanks to Bravotv.com, I'm able to respond.
Next, "Was it real?" Totally. I controlled almost everything. I got myself on the show, I set up and directed the shoot in the Bahamas, I spoke my mind, I picked Amy, and I set up the date. I did not order the rain.
Next, "How did you get on the show?" Easy, I called them. I told them I would be perfect for the show and obviously, they agreed.
Last question, "Why did you do it?" This answer needs to be broken into parts.
First, if I didn't do it, I would have always wondered "What if?" I can't live like that. Better to try and fail than to never have tried.
Second, I did it for the laughs. I like to entertain. I have spent a good part of my life doing just that. I try to make people laugh all the time, and I thought that this would be a good opportunity to do that. And was I right, so many of my friends are telling me they still can't stop laughing. Truth is, neither can I.