Destin Pfaff

Destin discusses lions and tigers and princes, oh my.

on Aug 29, 2011

What a week at MC. My client was Captain Monogram himself, Prince Max. He is looking for the right woman to settle his royal loins down with. Yep. Nice guy, but a little too "affected." Still, duty calls, and I'd like to see him happy and sailing off into the sunset with the perfect dame.

Then we have Rachel's winner, Danny the Geek, a Groupon mascot who is about as socially awkward as a Jonas Brother at an orgy.

With my encouragement, Patti instructs MaxiPad not to lead with his "royal" foot. She then gives Danny Boy the hipster makeover to give him the illusion of showering.