The Battle For Change -- Sigh, that’s what it felt like anyway.
This week we had tons of change. . .starting things off with Sex Toy Dave changing his ways and settling down and getting married. Hopefully for his sake, his new wife is better than his pole.
Then we had the, um, lovely Tori Spelling moving from 90210 to a free roaming furry pet chicken farm -- complete with pre-pecked breakfast scones. Sorry, animals on the table are gross, but at least she gave some good womanly advice.
Then there were our millionaires, one changing from his chauvinist ways into a decent dater, the other. . .changing his underwear (allegedly) after sex (allegedly).
Brian is constantly surrounded by gorgeous women, and claims to always make them jealous. Thankfully Brian picked a confidant woman and proved that his beautiful work friends are, in fact, just friends -- and he knows how to keep work and play separate. Kudos. Nice job. Good date. Nice guy. Sorry, I yelled at you.
David, however, wasn't able to change his mind that a woman could not only be beautiful, but also have a job, and raise a family. . .probably because although he found a great match, he instead chose to go with the other girl and attempt to freeze her. At least he was a gentleman and found a way to quickly "warm her up." Wait, that twitch ain't gentlemanly!
Our two daters were ultimately happy in the end, even if we, the matchmakers, weren't. . .and yeah, give it up too soon -- and he ain't callin' ya, sister!
Well at least you all remember what we say, "No sex without condoms er. . .monogamy."
And what the hell is up with my hair?
I agree, animals on the table is gross and it was even pecking at food. Disgusting. Chickens don't belong in the house at all.
I liked your hair, I thought it looked good. You're my favorite part of the show, you're always sure to say something that makes me laugh.
Your new hair looks fab! You look much more professional and less rock band. Let's face it, the new look is what you need to have for the job you have. Save the other for when you form a rock band.
You know what I'd rather be discussing? The fact that the ultimate weirdo tester guy from the season opener, the one who had the photo shoot. Anyways, why has no on addressed the fact that he was taking pics of the girl and his car which just totally adds to the creep factor. Ew
Hey destin your message is great you hooked them up here they got each other there blah blah ...now the HAIR!! i LOVE your hair.. either way that you do the do.. i want to see more play on the beard if your gonna have that goin on...I work at a barbershop (hairstylist- dresser) see millions of pros and media folk and since i started watchin tv last month ever since the analog thing your team got me sucked in!!! love the show, but back to you the rockabily look. cool. Would love to see color if you make it stand... the smooth guy look is cool too but importantly the beard should be a bit more clean... and played with.. do it!!! and Racheal let her know. the eyebrows more defined and a bit longer, eyeshadow more blending and mid-leveled..and hair... i love the strong color but she needs to play with the curls and the bangs too strong( the curl)..needs a more soft roll.. or some pin-ups around the strong bang or i would love her to move the bang to the side....50"s style...i mean if she likes that or course( google/ebay-vintage hairstyles) but ya thats it.. i like your styles... keep it up be different or normal!! and as for the boss lady...eh she's NORMAL lol... thats it. a boss as she should be. normal lol. LOVE YOU GUYS.