Patti talks about setting up her good friend Madison, and the moment that moved her this week.
Full transcript after the jump
his week is different. We've got two guys. One is my closest friend Madison. He's the top realtor in Malibu. And then I've got Eric, who's a top producer in the entertainment field. Really great guys, but not right for each other.
So I get four guys for Madison and four guys for Eric. I'm really excited because Madison's always fought me about fixing him up. But this time he's ready. No sex before monogamy; he's going to go slow. He wants to find his dream guy. Same thing for Eric. Both guys are relationship guys, which is a real big plus in the gay community. So I fix each guy with four mini-dates at a beautiful home that Madison has given me.
Lo and behold, Charlie walks in, and I'm thinking this is perfect for Madison. And everyone thought, "No that's not his look. He likes Latino." He's blue-eyed. He's blonde. I kinda of spiff-ify his hair, make him sexy-wexy. And sure enough, Madison goes for him.
They go on a date. They have this fabulous paddle-board date on Catalina, with a lunch on the beach, and candlelight, and the whole wonderful thing. They're in love. They're going out a second time. They love each other
Now I've got Eric to worry about. Eric I'm a little nervous, because he hasn't really been doing the right thing. So I fix him up with my doctor, Dr. Nikki, who's going to teach him how to get out of his head and into his heart because Eric kind of analyzes everything like a business deal.
And sure enough her magic works. So Eric and Chris go off on a date, and they go horseback riding first, and then they go to Geoffrey's, my favorite restaurant in Malibu second. Bells are singing, and everything's great. And they’re the right appropriate age, and they both want a relationship.
What does Chris do? He asks Eric out for a second date. I mean that took my breathe away that it was give and take, give and take, give and take. It's not one-sided because he’s the millionaire. And they both call me up, they had the fabulous time and they can't wait to go out again.
Madison comes in, tells me he had the best time with Charlie. Charlie calls me up, tells me he had the best time with Madison.
It's two for two this week, the gays are winning. GLAAD has nothing on me. Take that!