Cast Blog: #MATCHMAKER

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A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Just Robin Being Robin

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

Skeet Shooting is a Bad Date Idea

Let the Man Be the Man on a Date

Irv's Nerve

Patti's Favorite Episode

Negative Foot First

Patti commends Dave's hunting and fishing, but thinks it's baby steps for Abe.

Full transcript after the jump

 

So this week I've got two brothers -- two brothers that are in the Christian clothing business. Abe has been away to jail. He did something illegal when he was younger. So I decide to take Abe on as a client because I feel like if I can disclose what he did to the girls and the girls want to date him, I'm OK.

And I also got his brother Dave. Dave's a great guy, been divorced, very involved in the business that they created together. And they're doing very, very well, the problem is they just don't have love.

I introduce Dave to Ayla, and I introduce Abe to Tiffany. Things are going great for Dave. I bring in Dr. Lillian Glass, my expert. She teaches him how to hunt and fish, be aggressive, be a man, throw away his arrogance, be a real man that loves women, and it is phenomenal. He starts dating her, not just on the master date, but continues to date her after the mixer.

But I've got a problem with Abe. Abe leaves with his negative foot and wants Tiffany to go into the hot tub on their first date, which is inappropriate. We don't do this in MC World. And he's not listening to me. He's becoming an arrogant son of a b---h that shouldn't get a date in the first place. I curb it. I shut it down. I tell him, "No this is not the way. Take a page from your brother’s book because your brother is learning."

It's going to be baby steps for Abe all the way. But all in all, I had a match with Dave -- Abe, not so much. Abe has a lot of work to do.