Sticks in the Mud

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Making a Match: Speidi, Bad Guys & Playboy

Making a Match: The Real Perez and Sexy Sonja

Making a Match: Making Jill (and Ally) Happy

Making a Match: Crashing Chilli's Date!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Patti Turns NeNe's Bridesmaids to Brides

A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Just Robin Being Robin

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

Sticks in the Mud

Patti shares her thoughts on Frank's surprisingly conservative ways and Jason's lack of a personality.

Full transcript after the jump

This week is a great week. We've got Frank Marino, who is the fabulous drag queen from Vegas. He has the DIVA-licious show. I’ve always wanted to go. And I get to meet him at Drag Queen Bingo. So I show up at Hamburger Mary's and there's all these drag queens, and I'm like shocked, because I can't imagine what he's going to be like after seeing all of this. But he comes out pretty conservative. Very short. As though Liza Minnelli and Cher had a baby -- there he was. Long dark hair, he could be my twin brother. It was really weird. He's looking for a guy that he could spend the rest of his life with. And I think now he needs a guy that looks up to him, but in the same respect doesn't need his money.

Then we have Jason Bross. Now Jason Bross is one of these good looking, cusp of metrosexual types, very Ryan Seacrest, very good looking guy, which happens to be Frank's celebrity crush which was kind of odd. Jason flew from Pennsylvania, and he's looking for his wife. There's just one problem -- he doesn't really have a personality. He's kinda quiet, very dim, very introverted. I've gotta pull out the stop to get the person to unleash the soul that's within. And he likes really hot girls. Since Jason was wound too tight, I asked Rachel to do something for me, take him to one of our experts. She took him to one of our dance instructors who tried to loosen him up, do a little improv. I don't know if it's going to work, but he tried. Let's give him that.

Now the mixer: We have fabulous guys for Frank and fabulous girls for Jason. But I could see Frank eying Jason from across the room. And there was some kind of connection going on there, it was a little weird. I was a little worried about that. We bring them in, they all get to have meet and greets. And they also got their little mini-matches. And low and behold, after all these great guys that I pick for Frank he picks the pocket gay, Paul. OK. Alright. What am I going to do about it? I can't stop love from happening.

And Jason picks Allison, who was my hottest girl. She had been at my previous mixers. She was really a stone cold fox, a Megan Fox type. That was typical. I would have liked him to pick another girl -- her friend the snowboarder. But nonetheless, he picked the stick in the mud, who was like really good looking. Again he was going for the superficiality instead of what's under the hood of the car

I prayed these dates would go well. Frank took Paul to Vegas, to his hometown to zip line. And it was fabulous they had a great time. There was just one little problem -- Paul got a little too drunk -- almost hammered if you will, which was not a good thing. It showed his age and his adolescence, and Frank is much older and much wiser, and I think he regretted doing this.

And Jason picked Allison, which I think was a nice date that he planned -- you know, dinner and going out on the lake and fishing. It was fun, but Allison was like this girl who doesn't want to get her clothes wet. So he should have gone with the snowboarder, who may have not been a ten but an eight. Unfortunately he didn't.

I don’t think either of them are going to have another date. It didn't work out for either one of them this week. But I think they learned. And there was one funny bit that happened, where is Frank really liked Jason and asked him out. But Jason turned him down.

Making a Match: Speidi, Bad Guys & Playboy

Patti talks working with Speidi to break Stephanie Pratt of her bad boy habit and setting up former Playmate Kari Whitman.

Season 8 of The Millionaire Matchmaker is one of the most dramatic ever. This time around, Patti Stanger is helping plenty of unlikely clients find love, from Perez Hilton and 'Chili' Thomas to Real Miami Housewife Marysol Patton.

Each week, we're asking Patti to weigh in on every episode in her exclusive vlog. She'll tackle the good (a real-life 'Ghost' moment), the bad (boys in Stephanie Pratt's case)—and the hilarious (a man pole dancing for Speidi!). 

This week, she talks about setting up Stephanie Pratt, Playboy Bunnny Kari Whitman and more. Check out the latest episode vlog below and watch past episodes here.

So this week I have Stephanie Pratt, Spencer Pratt's sister! She is drop dead smokin' gorgeous. The problem is she dates bad boys. Bad boys who have no bank accounts. Bad boys who won't even take her to dinner! So, I decide that Speidi needs to come in and help me with recruiting. I mean I need Spencer. He is the voice of reason. And you know what I notice that Spencer and Heidi are so madly in love. 

I also decided to fix up Kari Whitman this week. She used to be engaged to Don Johnson among many other stars. Kari needs to cleanse bad habits and old habits that were clinging to her exes. Kari needs a little bit of loosening up because she's like a stiff girl. She's got like a stick up her ass. She's all hoity-toity. Like, the botox don't move, neither do the tits. 

She's got like a stick up her ass. She's all hoity-toity. Like, the botox don't move, neither do the tits.

If there's anyone literally who can help Kari detox, it's Tracy Anderson. She's like a mad scientist that can help get your inner balance. Before we meet the guys, Tracy gives us a whole new exercise routine, which by the way I've been using -- and do you see that? That's from Tracy Anderson. Now, we're recruiting for Kari. So these guys come in. They're drop dead gorgeous and they're all dress in workout gear. 
So we decide, my team and I, that we're going to do a dinner mixer. Stephanie is leaning toward Trevor the whole time. But we also like Dutch, who's a really great guy. So it's Dutch or Trevor, Dutch or Trevor. We're not sure yet, but those two are in it to win it. Kari totally likes Kevin and Emilio. So I was really, really shocked because Kari chose Emilio. I wasn't sure she was going to go that way. But then Stephanie chose what I wanted, which was Trevor!
Trevor and Stephanie had this amazing dinner at Beach Cafe on the Santa Monica Pier. They won prizes on the pier, they went on the Ferris wheel. And they kissed!
Kari met Emilio at the pottery shop where they had a lesson of getting dirty with clay. It was a real Ghost moment, very sexy. They went for oysters and Emilio created a special drink for her and they shared a sexy kiss. That was a really romantic date, by the way.
Really proud of my clients this week and as always, they nailed it! These two found love, it was awesome this week. Best week yet!