Work in Progress

Making a Match: Patti Melts and Bravo Reunions

Making a Match: Speidi, Bad Guys & Playboy

Making a Match: The Real Perez and Sexy Sonja

Making a Match: Making Jill (and Ally) Happy

Making a Match: Crashing Chilli's Date!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Patti Turns NeNe's Bridesmaids to Brides

A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Just Robin Being Robin

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

Work in Progress

Patti explains that both of this week's millionaires still have some work to do in the dating department.

Full transcript after the jump

So this week we've got two millionaires. First is my "MIT," millionaire-in-training. He's 22. Dad has money. He's living with dad, living the big life in Brentwood. He's adorable. He just thinks he's a big shot.

And then we also have Bill, who's like a nerdy Silicon Valley millionaire. He's a little bit older than Skylar. He basically wants the Playboy bunny of his dreams, so I bring Jenny McCarthy in, who's one of my closest friends, and I said, "OK. You gotta teach him how to kiss. You gotta teach him how to hunt. You gotta teach him how to fish. What does he say on a date, because he is clueless. He has got no material."

So she teaches him what to say, gives him her greatest pickup lines yet, and he's ready for the mixer.

But this mixer, this week is completely different. This is the fun mixer of the season. We’'e doing a bikini mixer. Whoo! So we have all the girls show up for recruiting that are hottie patotties, and I'm basically looking at them to see what they're going to look like in their bathing suits. And then we basically head to the pool at the Avalon, which is one of my favorite places in all of L.A.

Sky's all excited because now he gets to see these girls in bikinis. We throw them into the deep end. Skylar's holding court, talking, wheeling, dealing seeing who he wants. But then I noticed Bill wasn't picking anyone. You know I asked Sky who he liked. He knew right off the bat who he liked -- which was Jen. I asked Sky, "Who do you like?" And he said, "Jen." Done, sold, sealed, delivered. It was great. Even though he had to pick two mini-dates, he ended up with Jen. It was cool as a wheel.

Bill on the other hand, not so much. But there was one girl at the mixer who I thought was perfect for him, Tracey, but she was wearing these stiletto tall heels and he doesn't like for anyone overpower him. So I made all the girls throw off their heels and put flip flops on. And all of the sudden he relaxed, and he became the man of the hour. And he picked Tracey, and everything was great. They're going to have this fantastic, fantastic date. At the end of the mixer, they even jumped into the pool. And he took Tracey's hand and jumped in with her and made sure she was all warm and cozy. Where Sky not so much. He jumped in, practically tried to drag me into the pool, and could care less about Jen, his date.

Skylar did just OK. He ended up doing hot yoga. Hot yoga -- that's like in a hundred and something degree temperatures, where you sweat out the toxins. It stinks in there. It's smelly. It's not pretty. Nobody looks ravishing. Not the greatest way to transition to dinner on a date.

But Bill on the other hand pulled out all the bells and whistles. He took her to the Santa Monica pier to play games and on the Ferris wheel, and they had this wonderful dinner. He really romanced his date

Although, Skylar and Jen are still dating, which is kind of weird because it he didn't really pull out the full court press. And Bill kind of lost Tracey in the end because I guess she didn't feel that much chemistry

In the end my you clients did OK, but not perfectly. They still have a lot of work ahead of them.

Making a Match: Speidi, Bad Guys & Playboy

Patti talks working with Speidi to break Stephanie Pratt of her bad boy habit and setting up former Playmate Kari Whitman.

Season 8 of The Millionaire Matchmaker is one of the most dramatic ever. This time around, Patti Stanger is helping plenty of unlikely clients find love, from Perez Hilton and 'Chili' Thomas to Real Miami Housewife Marysol Patton.

Each week, we're asking Patti to weigh in on every episode in her exclusive vlog. She'll tackle the good (a real-life 'Ghost' moment), the bad (boys in Stephanie Pratt's case)—and the hilarious (a man pole dancing for Speidi!). 

This week, she talks about setting up Stephanie Pratt, Playboy Bunnny Kari Whitman and more. Check out the latest episode vlog below and watch past episodes here.

So this week I have Stephanie Pratt, Spencer Pratt's sister! She is drop dead smokin' gorgeous. The problem is she dates bad boys. Bad boys who have no bank accounts. Bad boys who won't even take her to dinner! So, I decide that Speidi needs to come in and help me with recruiting. I mean I need Spencer. He is the voice of reason. And you know what I notice that Spencer and Heidi are so madly in love. 

I also decided to fix up Kari Whitman this week. She used to be engaged to Don Johnson among many other stars. Kari needs to cleanse bad habits and old habits that were clinging to her exes. Kari needs a little bit of loosening up because she's like a stiff girl. She's got like a stick up her ass. She's all hoity-toity. Like, the botox don't move, neither do the tits. 

She's got like a stick up her ass. She's all hoity-toity. Like, the botox don't move, neither do the tits.

If there's anyone literally who can help Kari detox, it's Tracy Anderson. She's like a mad scientist that can help get your inner balance. Before we meet the guys, Tracy gives us a whole new exercise routine, which by the way I've been using -- and do you see that? That's from Tracy Anderson. Now, we're recruiting for Kari. So these guys come in. They're drop dead gorgeous and they're all dress in workout gear. 
So we decide, my team and I, that we're going to do a dinner mixer. Stephanie is leaning toward Trevor the whole time. But we also like Dutch, who's a really great guy. So it's Dutch or Trevor, Dutch or Trevor. We're not sure yet, but those two are in it to win it. Kari totally likes Kevin and Emilio. So I was really, really shocked because Kari chose Emilio. I wasn't sure she was going to go that way. But then Stephanie chose what I wanted, which was Trevor!
Trevor and Stephanie had this amazing dinner at Beach Cafe on the Santa Monica Pier. They won prizes on the pier, they went on the Ferris wheel. And they kissed!
Kari met Emilio at the pottery shop where they had a lesson of getting dirty with clay. It was a real Ghost moment, very sexy. They went for oysters and Emilio created a special drink for her and they shared a sexy kiss. That was a really romantic date, by the way.
Really proud of my clients this week and as always, they nailed it! These two found love, it was awesome this week. Best week yet!