Cast Blog: #MATCHMAKER

A Super Bowl of Sexy

Making a Match: Crashing Chilli's Date!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Patti Turns NeNe's Bridesmaids to Brides

A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Just Robin Being Robin

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

Skeet Shooting is a Bad Date Idea

Let the Man Be the Man on a Date

Irv's Nerve

Patti's Favorite Episode

A Super Bowl of Sexy

Rachel commends this week's millionaires for choosing the right ladies.

What do you get when you cross a Chippendale and a defensive end?

One hell of a sexy Super Bowl!

This week we had quite the combo with Marcellus and Michael. Marcellus wanted to interview his way to a perfect family and Michael wanted to rock and roll with a 26-year-old blonde guitar over his shoulder. We had our work cut out for us so time to find the right girls for these lads.

Marcellus was easy. We found amazing, hot, and intelligent girls. It was now up to him to make that first down. Michael, on the other hand, needed a big reality check so we brought him women that were age-appropriate. I'm sorry but when you're pushing 60 and you only want late 20s, that's just creepy! No girl wants to date her daddy -- unless she's after just one thing!

The guys couldn't have made me more proud by choosing the right ladies. Marcellus chose Monique and Michael chose Rolana. Now on to the dates! Marcellus thought it would be great to have a friendly tennis match because -- here we go again girls love to sweat on a first date right?! NOT! Marcellus we get it you love sports, but making a girl run around smacking a ball and sweating is not going to get you a touchdown know what I mean? After their Wimbledon adventure, they cleaned up and had a nice dinner. The award goes to Monique for following our rules and deflecting the conversation when Marcellus brought out the ESPN halftime show. Those kids were cute weren’t they?! I see baby linebackers in their future!

Meanwhile in wine country, the hills were alive with the sound of music and hot air balloons. Michael surprised Rolana with an early morning balloon ride then dinner in a barrel room. You know what would have been prefect. . .a string quartet and then a serenade!

Oh wait that happened didn't it? I bet that barrel room had great acoustics. Kidding aside it was quite sweet of him and touching to see Rolana moved to tears over Michael's Vegas lounge act. I just really wished he brought in a male review -- now that's entertainment!

All in all it was a successful week GO TEAM!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Find out what Patti really thought about sexy Melyssa and shy guy Larry's dates.

This week I got to meet one of the sweetest guys in the world, Larry Birkhead: the boy from Kentucky. There’s just one problem: he hasn’t dated in like a decade. This guy needs practice. I mean, he’s drop dead gorgeous and he can’t do anything. I can send him out into the world and the world of a mixer and a date, but he could botch it. Candace and I will give him some mock dating experience and I will pick his date for him. The first time he’ll meet her will be when they go out for the first time. No chance for him to get nervous, and more importantly, no time for the girl to look him up and see who he is. He can stand on his own two feet and just be himself, not Anna Nicole’s ex.

He can stand on his own two feet and just be himself, not Anna Nicole’s ex.

My other client this week is drop dead gorgeous: Melyssa Ford. She’s the star of Blood Sweat and Heels, she used to be in a bunch of music videos, and she was nicknamed the "Video Vixen". I know it’s hard to turn off the beauty and the booty, so I bring her to doctor Pat Allen. Doctor Pat and I have worked together for years. Doctor Pat told Melyssa that she should be leading with her brain. Melyssa can be sexy no matter what: but can she look for the guy who’s interested in what she has to say, not what she looks like?

So I’m doing something new: I get Candace and David to bring a bunch of good appropriate men and women to the mixer. I just want a handful of guys for Melyssa, and a handful of girls for Larry. I introduce the best ones to Melyssa for her to choose from, and I’ll pick the best girl to set up Larry with on a blind date. Melyssa picks Jay. Jay listened to the conversation, and remembered Melyssa liked bowling and cigars. And he took her on a perfect, fun, get-to-know-you date. Meanwhile, Larry met up with his date at Universal Studios. He had a private tour set up, and he and Michelle met for the first time. They had a blast. She knew who he was, but they got past that and they got to know each other. And he took her for dinner and even got a kiss at the end.

So in the end, I’m so happy that both Larry and Melyssa got to learn something. Larry got to know he can be himself and there’s no need to be shy, and she knows (Melyssa) that there are guys out there who can look past her booty and see the great girl underneath.

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