Cast Blog: #MATCHMAKER

M.I.T., Yeah You Know Me!

Rachel keeps it G-rated in honor of the two young millionaires in need of Patti's wisdom.

Warning this blog is rated G as this week it was Kinder-Match at Millionaires Club. It is slightly refreshing to ditch the stuffy suits and bring in the young pups. As a mother I know all too well how to fit in with the kiddies.

My client was Bill -- young, nerdy, and looked like he could be related to Ritchie Cunningham. I love Bill, truly, as he really is a hard worker and all around sweet guy. Contrary the opinion of someone I know, there is nothing wrong with redheads! There are plenty of redheads that get dates, marry, and have kids! The only issue with Bill was that he was just too shy and stuck in computer land. Ya gotta have sex appeal in some capacity to get the girl. I think his choice with Tracey was perfect. She was cute, sweet, and really had a head on her shoulders!

Destin had Skylar, uber young, uber cocky, and cute to boot. Growing up having to work for my moolah, I can understand those fortunate to have their life handed down on a silver platter -- but I have no respect for those who take advantage of it. This young buck's daily ritual: work out, clean up, go clubbing. Yep, life's hard. This is our future America -- oy vey. His problem, well besides not having to lift a finger for his nifty old blue car, jumping from girl to girl. This kid is your typical 20-something male that just wants to date every Sally, Jane, and Cindy. Wake up Sky, mommy and daddy's money won't last forever and being old, alone, and broke isn't a joke. Just saying.

The mixer was a success the lads chose the right girls and cooled off with a nice leap in the pool. Sky took Jen to hot yoga, because here we go again with guys thinking girls love to sweat on a first date. For the love of twister, guys we don't want to workout and sweat on a date!!! So not cool. At least he took her to a nice dinner afterwards and a kiss on the cheek. Ah, young love.

Meanwhile in Bill's world, he took Tracey to the Santa Monica Pier for boardwalk fun. Now this is a great date especially for those young'uns. It was a nice effort trying to give her a kiss at the top of the Ferris Wheel but alas he has a long way to go.

To wrap it all up, I was kind of hoping for a piñata, cake and ice cream oooh and balloon animals! Ah well maybe next time.

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Making a Match: Brooklyn Chooses Sizzle vs. Substance

Patti dishes on what it was like working with Thicker Than Water Brooklyn Tankard and getting a New York player to start take matchmaking seriously.

Season 8 of The Millionaire Matchmaker is one of the most dramatic ever. This time around, Patti Stanger is helping plenty of unlikely clients find love, from RHOA’s Kenya Moore and Sheree Whitfield to rap royalty Romeo Miller.

Each week, we're asking Patti to weigh in on every episode in her exclusive vlog. She'll tackle the good (Brooklyn on French kissing), the bad (Amit’s beard)—and the hilarious (Patti’s New York accent!).

This week, she talks about setting up Thicker Than Water's Brooklyn Tankard and teaching this Long Island divorcee to stop looking for love at the clubs. Check out the latest episode vlog below and watch past episodes here.

Brooklyn Tankard the star of Thicker Than Water is up this week. Brooklyn is pretty funny and exciting, she’s a little bit off though. She’s basically a single mom with a daughter and you know she doesn’t get to meet quality men, she really hasn’t found her equal.

My other client this week is liquor entrepreneur Amit Ram, he’s from Long Island. He’s got this awful f---ing beard on his face. Girls in the clubs like his beard, yeah, yeah in 1959 they do, not in 2015.

For those two we chose to do a Hot Seat Mixer. That means Brooklyn and Amit interview potential dates and if they don’t like someone they can kick them out of the hot seat, but if they like them, they get to stay. So it’s kind of like musical chairs.

Brooklyn goes through a bunch of guys and some of them are really awesome. I personally love Jason, he’s tall, he’s older, he’s been divorced, he has kids, he’s a very solid guy. But Brooklyn’s got her eye on Michael who's a bit younger, really hot, super sexy, has sort of a football player look -- and she can’t take her eyes off of him. Instead of going for the substance she’s going for the sizzle.

Meanwhile, Amit chose a great little petite girl named Daniella, she’s also a gym rat like him, they have a lot in common. He’s taken her on an interesting date, free-running training, you know when run and when you jump and you climb, it’s kind of extreme dating. They’re both pretty bad at it, but they love working out so they have a really great time. Then he takes her to a nice dinner at a classy place, Miceli’s.

I just hope Brooklyn took some of my lessons with her back to Nashville, because she needs a lot of work.

Patti Stanger

Brooklyn had a really nice date with Michael, they went peddle boating. But Michael didn’t ask much about Brooklyn, and this didn’t really work out for her because she likes to be the center of attention. So I don’t think that she chose well. I think it should’ve been Jason, which is the one I wanted her to go out with all along. I just hope she took some of my lessons with her back to Nashville because she needs a lot of work. I bet she'll be back again next time.      

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