Rachel Federoff

Rachel asesses this week's bachelors' je ne sais quoi and shares why ladies hate adventure dates.

on Sep 8, 20110

On the other end of the spectrum, we had Brandon the wounded little beignet from LA, and L.A. He can get any girl he wants just by walking into a club reeking of crawfish and French love sonnets. Maybe he should teach William "voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" Come on you all know this one! Brandon’s type, the buh-dunk-a-dunk in the trunk, Kim K. Are you surprised?

After finding the hottest group of Asians, Latinas, and booty bumpers it was time to get our speakeasy on! Just have to say how amazing that mixer location was! La Descarga is truly a hot find here in La-La Land. The mixer seemed to be going off without a hitch until Mr. He-Wish-He-Had-Game started talking about sex to all the girls and letting them sit on his lap! Well so much for Pat Allen. I mean please tell me you wanted to slap him in the face on behalf of those poor girls?!?

2 comments
Amy Oh
Amy Oh

Hello I wanted to know how to become one of the ladies who get recruited to meet the millionaire men. Also if you guy are having one in LA.

Amy

Smooth Rage
Smooth Rage

What Patti was saying tonight about how to form lasting love was spot on. Many women make the mistake of giving a man sex (of any kind) way too early, thinking that this will win them points. In reality, this just allows him to get over her faster. To keep a man's attention you need to *deny* him sex. In kinkier terms, you really should lock him up in a male chastity device. Do that and you can keep him hungry for years to come.