Cast Blog: #MATCHMAKER

Sometimes Your Blogs Just Hypnotize Me

Rachel turns this week's episode into a play, and hypnotizes you to read more blogs.

This week went a little something like this:

"Hi I'm Steve can I hypnotize you into dating me? I'm cute?!?"

"Hi I'm Gary can I speak to you and motivate you into dating me? I give foot massages?"

Enter the ladies; they're perfect for these fellows.

"Hi I'm Sally I look like Renee Russo and you can lie me down on your couch anytime! Yep you are cute."

"Hi I’m Jennifer and I’m all ears for your speech. My feet sure are achy."

Steve and Sally ride some waves while Gary and Jennifer file some bunions.

"Hey Sally let's go surfing even though we have never done it before. Watch out for sharks!"

"Steve ummm, I'm afraid of the ocean. Maybe you can hypnotize me in the water?"

"Jennifer, can I clip your toenails?"

"Gary, ever give a speech on how to get rid of athlete's foot?"

Next up dinner!

"Steve, why'd you give up your kids?"

"Sally my wife got a hold of my pendulum and hypnotized me into leaving them. I know it’s weird right?"

Silence.

"Gary thanks for getting that callus off my heel it feels so smooth."

"Jennifer here's a longwinded poem for you. Did I motivate you into another date with me?"

Gary motivated Jennifer into letting him wax her bikini line and Steve taught me to hypnotize you into reading this blog over, and over, and over. . .

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Making a Match: Brooklyn Chooses Sizzle vs. Substance

Patti dishes on what it was like working with Thicker Than Water Brooklyn Tankard and getting a New York player to start take matchmaking seriously.

Season 8 of The Millionaire Matchmaker is one of the most dramatic ever. This time around, Patti Stanger is helping plenty of unlikely clients find love, from RHOA’s Kenya Moore and Sheree Whitfield to rap royalty Romeo Miller.

Each week, we're asking Patti to weigh in on every episode in her exclusive vlog. She'll tackle the good (Brooklyn on French kissing), the bad (Amit’s beard)—and the hilarious (Patti’s New York accent!).

This week, she talks about setting up Thicker Than Water's Brooklyn Tankard and teaching this Long Island divorcee to stop looking for love at the clubs. Check out the latest episode vlog below and watch past episodes here.

Brooklyn Tankard the star of Thicker Than Water is up this week. Brooklyn is pretty funny and exciting, she’s a little bit off though. She’s basically a single mom with a daughter and you know she doesn’t get to meet quality men, she really hasn’t found her equal.

My other client this week is liquor entrepreneur Amit Ram, he’s from Long Island. He’s got this awful f---ing beard on his face. Girls in the clubs like his beard, yeah, yeah in 1959 they do, not in 2015.

For those two we chose to do a Hot Seat Mixer. That means Brooklyn and Amit interview potential dates and if they don’t like someone they can kick them out of the hot seat, but if they like them, they get to stay. So it’s kind of like musical chairs.

Brooklyn goes through a bunch of guys and some of them are really awesome. I personally love Jason, he’s tall, he’s older, he’s been divorced, he has kids, he’s a very solid guy. But Brooklyn’s got her eye on Michael who's a bit younger, really hot, super sexy, has sort of a football player look -- and she can’t take her eyes off of him. Instead of going for the substance she’s going for the sizzle.

Meanwhile, Amit chose a great little petite girl named Daniella, she’s also a gym rat like him, they have a lot in common. He’s taken her on an interesting date, free-running training, you know when run and when you jump and you climb, it’s kind of extreme dating. They’re both pretty bad at it, but they love working out so they have a really great time. Then he takes her to a nice dinner at a classy place, Miceli’s.

I just hope Brooklyn took some of my lessons with her back to Nashville, because she needs a lot of work.

Patti Stanger

Brooklyn had a really nice date with Michael, they went peddle boating. But Michael didn’t ask much about Brooklyn, and this didn’t really work out for her because she likes to be the center of attention. So I don’t think that she chose well. I think it should’ve been Jason, which is the one I wanted her to go out with all along. I just hope she took some of my lessons with her back to Nashville because she needs a lot of work. I bet she'll be back again next time.      

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