Cast Blog: #MATCHMAKER

The Brother's Gonna Work it Out

Making a Match: Crashing Chilli's Date!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Patti Turns NeNe's Bridesmaids to Brides

A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Just Robin Being Robin

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

Skeet Shooting is a Bad Date Idea

Let the Man Be the Man on a Date

Irv's Nerve

Patti's Favorite Episode

The Brother's Gonna Work it Out

Rachel focuses on the part of the Cruz brother that most disturbed her -- working out.

Apparently Team MC decided we wanted to now be in Philly -- the city of brotherly love.

This week we had the uber-Chrisitan Cruz brothers Abe and David in the house. Abe was "bad boy gone God" and David was "What Would Jesus Do with a broken heart?" They reminded me of TBN's version of Jersey Shore. I wonder if they would pay themselves to stop wearing their Forever Faith clothing? Ah well, they were a couple of nice sweet boys regardless.

Long story short, Abe chose Tiffany who gave him a sermon on how to work those abs and David chose Ayla who just batted her eyes and swooned at his sweat. By the way, Ayla, I love your Flashdance-Olivia Newton-John-"Let's-Get-Physical" workout clothes. Viva la 1980! I have to mention that no one seemed to point out the big no-no with these guys other than Abe wanting to get Tiffany into a hot tub -- and that's who in the holy guacamole would want to go on a double date and work out!?! No girl wants to sweat on a first date fellas! Patti, c'mon you missed that train!?!

Long story even shorter, David was quite the chap and that kiss with Ayla, wowzers that was definitely not "church tongue." Good job! Abe, well keep on designing those threads and pumping that iron and maybe you'll meet a nice gal on the runway or at a Turkish bath house -- I hear they have really great steam rooms for relaxing the muscles.