The Prince and the Geek

Making a Match: Patti Melts and Bravo Reunions

Making a Match: Speidi, Bad Guys & Playboy

Making a Match: The Real Perez and Sexy Sonja

Making a Match: Making Jill (and Ally) Happy

Making a Match: Crashing Chilli's Date!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Patti Turns NeNe's Bridesmaids to Brides

A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Just Robin Being Robin

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

The Prince and the Geek

Rachel wasn't a fan of Daniel's puppetry, but other than that it was a good week at the club.

We here at MC have quite the range of clients. At any moment we can have anyone from a fresh-off-the-bank-roll-millionaire to royal blood by way of a father's-father-cousin's- uncle's-dog-twice-removed. Yep it's going to be that kind of week.

Destin brought Prince [INSERT REALLY LONG COOL SOUNDING NAME HERE], and I threw in Mr. New Money Nerd who stays home on a Friday night playing with his fine felt friends. FYI, I would never take Sin Halo to that puppet show! Creepy.

Long story short, Prince chose Clark, Prince kissed Clark, Clark said "Score," and they rode off on horse to a land far, far away before either of them turned into a pumpkin. Geek turned chic, Geek chose Punky Brewster's long lost, tooth missing cousin, Geek did some shots, and puppets rode off on horse with Punky.

Ahhh life is grand isn't it? Boy I need a vacation, Austria's nice this time of year yes?