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Spill the Wine
Episode 11: Bravotv.com's Associate Editor pours a glass of wine out for Frank's drunk date and for Jason's ill-fated raft trip.
Oh my, wasn't there much to learn this week from our millionaires? We learned the importance of drinking before zip-lining -- but not drinking too much after. We learned never to raft on a date. We learned that drag queens are great at bingo. Really the lessons roll on.
Do: Loosen up the dull with dance classes -- eyebrow dance clases
Patti's first millionaire was Jason -- a Ryan Seacrest type trapped in the wilds of Philadelphia. He wants a lady who can live an active lifestyle with him, and possibly make him a big more active. Patti asks him if he's a city boy or the country type and it takes him roughly 25 minutes to formulate an answer. This level of dazzling conversation skills leads Patti to send him to a dance class to loosen up.
Well his eyebrows are definitely loosened. Here's hoping.Do: Meet your matchmaker at drag queen bingo, and give her a signed photo of you dressed as her
Oh Frank. How quickly you stole my heart. You are a man among lady-men. You do a mean Joan Rivers -- and an even more amazing Patti. You have an incredible dog and you meet Patti at drag queen bingo. There's something delightful about Frank. He seems so passionate and just open-hearted. He puts it all out there, and it seems like finding someone who could love him would be a breeze.
Don't: Get drunk
There's a reason that Patti keeps it to a two drink minimum. And the reason is the way that Paul's date with Frank shook out.
Let's hope he had plenty of Advil on hand in his hotel room.
Don't: Take your date on a raft.
Poor Jason. He tried to loosen up a bit, but loosening up on a raft was the worst place to do so. His date was so incredibly disinterested in getting them to dry land, and then when they got there things were epescially -- dry. The conversation flowed like water from a rock. This was not the woman to unearth Jason's inner chatter box. If only he had gotten as drunk as Paul, there might have been some conversation.
Needless to say, not the finiest week in millionaire preformance -- however, I have high hopes for next week. Marcellus Wiley looks to be about the cutest man I've ever seen. Here's hoping Patti finds something that does indeed, "give him wood."
