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Episode 2 starts with so many big changes! There is love for everyone! Sex Toy Dave got married! He found someone to poll dance with for the rest of their lives. From Serbia! Destin got a new haircut. Already things are so hopeful and exciting, my Grinch heart is feeling full. And we know that everyone's favorite 90210 gal is showing up soon makes me even more excited. So let's dive right in to our lesson's learned.
Important Bulletin: "In 2011 a woman can be domesticated, still have a job, and still come home and give you a BJ at the end of the day." -- Patti Stanger.
Just FYI America. No excuses.
Do: Let your tiny chickens roam free, yet still maintain compsure.
OK, so maybe this isn't a dating Do per say, but Tori's command of Coco Chanel, the miniature chicken with a penchant for scones, or lack of concern, is a great example of modern womanhood. She raises those precious nugget children of hers (I've been a Liam fan since Day 1, that tot's got style), is adorable on her Oxygen shows, has made books/websites/etc. with amazing Tori-based puns (EdiTORIal.com people? C'mon that's gold), and is still happily betrothed. Let's all learn something from Donna Martin, people. We can have it all.