Do be cool, not hot, not ice sauna frigid

Stephanie on the other hand was not rolling with it when it came to ice saunas. After David imported her to Canada he treated her not with ketchup chips or maple syrup but a gussied up meat locker that promised sexual endorphins. Stephanie, not being an Eskimo or frozen produce was unamused.

After the doing their best Arnold Schwarzenegger in Batman & Robin impressions, things maybe went a touch too far in the warmth direction. The evening moved from one-handed bra removal in the hot tub to short salad break to night caps in the hotel room. Oof. Someone is not listening to their Patti pull string. Also David never went out with her again. Yikes stripes.

Next week this guy doesn't know what denim is. I can't even! Where have you been man?!