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This week we open with Sweet Patti discussing her singledom. Patti wants to be a mother. And she already knows all the tricks -- toys, breasts, food.
Now moving on to problems that can't always (but still occasionally can be) be solved with that trifecta.
Do: If you can't get Blake Lively, go for Fat Jessica Simpson
This week featured two vastly different millionaires. First there was the young, recently loaded Daniel Kibblesmith, who in the words of Patti, "needs every Hitch-ified move" she can give him.
Let's be honest her for a second. Pretty much every woman in the Bravotv.com office immediately fell in love with Daniel. Perhaps it was the charming puppetry, the whimsical sketches, or the hipster wardrobe, but like a lost puppy everyone wanted to adopt him.
Unfortunately, the person he wants signing his ASPCA forms is Blake Lively. Patti is less confident in his desires and asserts that for him it's "maybe fat Jessica Simpson, but not Blake Lively." I've always wondered what the nerdier substitution was for Blake Lively, so I'm glad Patti's cleared that up. Take note Penn Badgley.
I feel sorry for Daniel. Shereena is definitely not an interpreter for the deaf; her signing is quite amateurish (I'm glad Daniel won the fingerspelling race). ;-)
Daniel is so presh just the way he is! I love his quirkyness! Patti, I love you too, but please stop trying to fit everyone into the same JT box! I think even JT could learn a few things from Daniel and wave his own nerd flag some.
I've been told by many of my friends that I "heart" nerds, so it shouldn't come as any surprise that I thought Daniel was sweet and I just wanted to hug him to pieces! Usually I think Patti does a great job with her mixers, but this time around, I felt like she wasn't on her game. She should have looked for hot girls who love nerds. We are out there!!