Don't: Take fashion advice from magazines, men don't f—k magazines
As Patti's picking the ladies, there are of course, some gems in the bunch. One resonated with me most -- That dress you saw in Lucky. Patti hates it. Case in point. . . . .
"If I bring you, would you wear a fitted cocktail dress and not like a frumpty dumpty, ruffle thing that you saw in Lucky magazine that you think is hot that nobody wants to sleep with you in?"
Also don't get to drunk, don't wear blazers, and don't have old energy. I've burned all of these things along with Daniel's hoodies.
Do: Have a horse if you're a prince
I mean c'mon guy. You know if Daniel asks you these questions, the woman are going to ask you these questions, too. My first thought when I saw Prince Max was like "Dude nice vodka, where's your horse?" How are you going to ride up on a white horse and rescue the gal without a horse.
Surprisingly at the mixer no one else asks him that question. Daniel struggles with understanding how long he's supposed to talk for. Max almost blows his cover. In the end, Max skips the Kate Bosworth/Bratwurst and Blazer Queen Erica in favor of Clark (from America's Next Top Model!). And Daniel chooses surfer and party girl Shereena over his dance partner.
I feel sorry for Daniel. Shereena is definitely not an interpreter for the deaf; her signing is quite amateurish (I'm glad Daniel won the fingerspelling race). ;-)
Daniel is so presh just the way he is! I love his quirkyness! Patti, I love you too, but please stop trying to fit everyone into the same JT box! I think even JT could learn a few things from Daniel and wave his own nerd flag some.
I've been told by many of my friends that I "heart" nerds, so it shouldn't come as any surprise that I thought Daniel was sweet and I just wanted to hug him to pieces! Usually I think Patti does a great job with her mixers, but this time around, I felt like she wasn't on her game. She should have looked for hot girls who love nerds. We are out there!!