"You always have to add seven more years on for the Europeans because they're much more educated and refined."

Bonus assessment from Marcellus Wiley, on 58-year-old and never married Michael Leslie, who is now ready for marriage: "It wasn't time five years ago? It wasn't time when you turned 50?"

Patti on Jason: "Come on! You're 36, and you've never been in love, and you look like that, and you have money. There's something wrong with you."

"Let's say you had all the money in the world: Do you want you, or do you want the buff guy at the gym?"

On dating younger men: "I can't date you. I'm not Mrs. Robinson."

On creating cleavage: "Wear a f--kin' bra, and don't come in to my house in a nappy, napsack."

"Pecks are for birds. Nobody wants to marry a bird"

Patti, on retaining some mystery: "Just reveal it slowly. Let the wine breathe."

"I don't want to see any of this shabby chic, wedding, boho. . .any of this crap."

"You know what? Eat me."

On this episode's challenge: "Bibles and boobies that's what we got"

Patti on the psychic's prediction that she'll meet her match in 2012: "2012, that’s a long way away."

Patti, wondering about Gary's ideal celebrity crush choice: "He hasn’t seen Jessica Simpson lately."

Patti: "First impressions as I watch Frank's DVD -- kind of an asshole."

"If Emma wanted to be set up with a rockstar it'd be perfect, a match made in heaven. They always date the trash."

Guest Pattism from life coach Matt Bennett: "When it comes to relationships, I'm telling you something: you are cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs."

Patti, on her first double-gay mixer: "So hopefully swords will not cross"

On making men take their shirts off: "I like to see the slip 'n slides in person."

"And honey that red and blonde mixture -- I want it gone."

Patti on obesity: "Let's be real, you’re in the stages for obesity."

"I'm kinda shell-shocked, like 'Whut?' But he's kinda right. I need to start dating."

Guest Pattism from Pat Allen -- "Men fall in love with virtues, not vaginas!"

On dealing with children or men: "You just gotta give them a toy and they calm down, or food, or a breast."

Patti's assertion of the kind of celebrity millionaire Daniel could get: "Maybe fat Jessica Simpson, but not Blake Lively."

Patti's assertion of the kind of celebrity millionaire Daniel could get: "Maybe fat Jessica Simpson, but not Blake Lively."

On Daniel: ""I wouldn't sleep with you. I wouldn't give you a blow job either."

On Daniel: "I wouldn't sleep with you. I wouldn't give you a blow job either."

In 2011 a woman can be domesticated, still have a job, and still come home and give you a BJ at the end of the day."In 2011 a woman can be domesticated, still have a job, and still come home and give you a BJ at the end of the day."

On returning to California: "Look at all the blondes we’re back in LA!"

On Gary's multiple personalities: "Like did he really think he can fool me? I'm the Millionaire Matchmaker. I have seen it all. I'm CSI."

On hard liquor: "You drink tequila you get babies."

"I can't make two people carry out my rules and regulations. I am not the Gestapo police of love."