Reza Farahan learned about things that white people like to do on this adorable sea-glassing date with his main squeeze.

Ken Vanderpump taught us the key to romance: make a beautiful fairytale date for your wife with a surprise swing fit for a princess. Make sure the seat's big enough for Giggy and his Giggy-tini, too!

Carole Radziwill encountered a rare species (That is what he said, right Carole?) on this casual drink date. While there may have been a bit of a language barrier, we learned that he key to Carole's love language is a sense of humor. Good thing her date was "the funniest in the bedroom."

Kenya Moore was hoping that a fishing date would strengthen the bond between her and Walter. Unfortunately for Miss USA, the evening turned into a serious talk about their relationship that left Kenya asking the question, "Are you attracted to me?"

We thought MJ's birthday gift request for eligible bachelors had a low chance for success. That is until we saw the undeniable chemistry between her and the Persian Drake. The night turned into a beautiful private sunset beach date with her own personal Drizzy. These two are still going strong! We know what to ask for our next birthday...

Was it just us, or did these two seem like a match made in heaven? Spicy Sonja seemed like the perfect woman to tame Aviva's very friendly father George. But George got a little too close for comfort and had Sonja getting as far away from him and his wood medicine as possible.

Hey, we all know that blind dates can be rough. But we're pretty sure that when you and your date compare levels of rudeness, it probably could have gone better. Aw Lilly, we know the right man for you is out there! But maybe next time, don't only talk about your ex-fiance.

How do you woo a fellow agent's assistant? With romance and calls from your mother. At least that's what worked for Josh Altman when he decided to court the competition, Madison's assistant Heather. He dazzled her with a nice meal, amazing views, and yes, a call form his mother. Though Madison doubted his motives, Heather loved it, and the love affair blossomed.

When LuAnn and Jacques hosted a speed dating/wine tasting event, the single ladies seemed game. And game is a great word for Kelly's particular flirting technique with a young actor. After discussing what exactly he's going to Julliard for, Kelly got down to the important question -- could he possibly do a little scene from the popular film Due Date? Kelly never said if his scene study earned him a date, but his portrayal of a cancer patient proposing definitely warrants watching again.

Important lesson: attempt to remember your significant other's age.

The key to a happy relationship is keeping things exciting, which is why when Bethenny and Jason decided to role play a little bit, it seemed like recipe for success. Jason was able to showcase his player skills, and Bethenny pretended to be uninterested. Unfortunately, things deteriorated slightly after their cat and mouse game, disproving Jason's theory that "sometimes it's that easy."

It might have been "against nature," but when Kathy and Levi drilled into the lake for a little ice fishing date, they were technically declared married by the state of Alaska.

Sheree and her "doctor" boyfriend would eventually run into some bigger issues, but maybe their third date should have been an indicator of future trouble. Any man that makes Sheree cut strawberries and lick cookie dough off his fingers might not be her perfect match.

On a double date, Gretchen felt compelled to ask Peggy how she and Micah make their marriage work, but she wasn't quite ready for her advice: nightly blow jobs. Slade reserved comment.

Giving your partner a sensual massage is always a great way to follow up the news that a fortune teller recently told you that person might be cheating on you. Which is why that's exactly what Ramona did for Mario.

Know this: if you can't produce your medical papers on a date, Sheree is going to dump you.

Sure it might not have been a "date," but if there's a tub involved we think Tamara and Eddie's super-clean tryst counts.

When Jason and Bethenny double dated with Jake and Barry no topic was off the table -- from transvestites to Prince Alberts. Maybe not the demure date most people would want, but our SkinnyGirl wouldn't have it any other way.

Perhaps there would be more dates of Kelly's to include if she had less stringent date qualifications. Salad eaters need not apply.

After dazzling baby-daddy to be Kroy, Kim swapped digits with the "tight ass" gentleman at Sheree's dance performance. And did he call her? We'll let Kim answer: "Duh, would you call me?"