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January Jones: Because she won't tell you who her baby daddy is. And because young child actors keep attesting to her "less approachable" ways.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: She is forever trying on wedding dresses (and being photographed in wedding dresses), her middle name is love, she's tweeting people on The Bachelorette for love. Notice a pattern here.
Jessica Simpson: It's always a good idea to stay away from people who've been referred to as "sexual napalm" by John Mayer.
Kate Gosselin: One word -- baggage.
Madonna: Because she keeps getting older, but her boyfriends stay the same age. Also, have you seen those arms? She's not one to mess with.
Pamela Anderson: Truthfully, it's because her and Tommy Lee still really belong together.
Tara Reid: Wait -- nevermind -- someone else just married her.
Taylor Swift: Sure she wears t-shirts, but she will most definitely write a song about you when you break up.
Lindsay Lohan: How much fun will you really have if she's always under house arrest?
Sienna Miller: She will leave you for Jude Law (again) in 1, 2, 3. . .