Steve is a hypno-therapist, but unfortunately his work doesn't allow him to hypnotize a woman to love him.

Steve takes his jet ski out looking for an ideal lady.

His face shows that the ocean is not the place to find a perfect match.

Steve wants someone he can star at fountains with.

Gary is a motivational speaker, who is motivated to find a woman to settle down with.

Despite the many women he inspires, he is not inspired to make any one he's met so far his bride.

Where is a Jessica Simpson-type he can walk on the beach with.

Gary's a man on the move.

But even with God as his co-pilot he wants a woman to fly with.

Patti meets a psychic that tells her she'll met her man in 2012.

Gary has lots of interview-style questions for the women, including wanting to know what they can do for him.

Patti is aghast at Steve's oversharing.

Gary wants Jennifer to feel pampered, by him personally.

Sit down, nothing weird about this.

This little piggy is having my imaginary babies.

Jennifer looks so relaxed!

Gary's not just going to paint her toenails. He's going to pamper her all the way!

Now just hang on and I'll get to the trickier things.

Let me get this mud in all of your wrinkles.

Steve decides to take Sally out surfing.

The problem is surfing is you have to pretend surf on sand first.

Professional stance.

Steve is unable to hypnotize the waves to work in his favor.

Sally on the other hand takes to the ocean like a natural.

"Oh snap, I wrote you a poem."

Cheers to a second date -- with or without pedicures and poems.

Sally's not afraid to ask the tough questions.

Steve on the other hand is not having this attack.

Bam! Gary is in love.