He has a sweet whip, but why is he riding solo?

And even a boat full of buddies don't give him the satisfaction of having a true love.

. . .even if he does look thrilled.

William pours Patti a glass of champagne before she gets to the nitty gritty.

The nitty gritty being calling his mother and asking for the 411.

Patti has a little car talk with her driver about Southern gentleman Brandon.

Patti gets an eyeful of Brandon's pad.

Brandon's the founder of the Barack the Vote campaign.

He's got a passion for fashion.

Do you need to stop at that ATM Brandon? Or are you already set on cash.

Pensive hat photo.

Brandon's been bruised in the past, but he's ready to get back in there.

Patti has an intervention with William and Dr. Pat Allen.

Virtue and not vaginas is the alchemy of love!

The ladies await their chance to dazzle Brandon and William.

But perhaps sitting on William's lap isn't the dazzling Patti was looking for.

Smooth operator.

It's go time, which man is Jacqueline going to choose.

Nothing says romance like a happy birthday balloon.

You want Jacqueline to do what now?

Getting some air.

Brandon's hooked up with this guy now. Are you jealous?

William and Farrah try a game of polo.

As William hoped, he does look a little regal up on that horse.

But why was he on a horse at all?

Brandon's date: success.

William's date: super success.