Destin give her strength.

Jason lives in Yorktown, Pennsylvania, and has not found any ladies to his liking.

His healthy food business is booming, but there are definite downturns in the love department.

He wants someone to share his modern, metrosexual life with.

If only he had a lady and could make that a tandem bicycle.

His Ryan Seacrest looks are going unappreciated.

Joan Rivers, er, Frank is looking for someone to share his latter years with.

Patti, is that you?

Frank is renowned for his drag shows, and needs someone who doesn't mind his celeb status.

Jason attempts to loosen up with a thrusting dancing class.

Show me happy brows.

Frank wonders if Patti could just stay in his pocket making matches at all times.

Jason is interested in a gal Patti's not crazy about.

"Just to be clear, Jason's not gay?"

Jason takes his date rafting.

However, this rafting is a little more extreme than he originally thought.

Somehow, hours later, they arrived at the secluded island.

Frank decides to go big with his date in Vegas -- with a zipline through the main drag.

Why don't they serve wine up here?

Just, wow.

They survived. Time for drinks.

She's right Jason, no jacket is the better choice.

The conversation isn't exactly flowing. . .

. . .on either side.

Bottoms up!

The two drink maximum is not a suggestion friend.

Perhaps this isn't working, drunko.

Unfortunately, Jason and Allison are not going to work either.