Marcellus Wiley is a pro baller looking for a wife.

She does not need to be this big.

Michael made his money on male strippers and now is looking for a life partner.

Patti does not looked enthused about what she has to work with.

Neither do Rachel and Destin.

Patti is not going to allow Michael to date young ladies.

His dog is not enough for a well-rounded life.

Michael has a song in his heart for a special lady.

He needs a lady who's at least par, if not a birdie.

No comment necessary.

Must love car singing.

And studio singing.

Michael wants Mila Kunis.

Wrong answer. Patti will give him Heather Locklear.

Patti drops in on Marcellus in the studio.

Marcellus has a voice for radio, and a heart for love.

He may be big, but that couch is still big enough for two.

Marcellus was a major NFL player.

Hello? Is it me you're looking for.

He needs a lady to ride with.

This beach looks so lonely

Marcellus has to shake his penchant for questions.

And Patti's going to be the gal to make him do it.

Patti begins the quest for perfect ladies.

Heather Lockler?

Next.

A Beyonce-type arrives for Marcellus.

And a terrible mess is not far behind.

Maybe. . . .

More maybes. . .

Cheers to true love.

Michael and Marcellus bond over their quest for love.

Even though Marcellus thinks that perhaps Michael should have already settled down.

Some ladies are pumped!

Some ladies are nervous.

And some ladies are cautiously optimistic.

Meet her millionaires.

Watch those questions Marcellus!

Is she falling into Michael's charms?

He might need to tone down his man jewelry.

At least she thinks so.

Patti surveys the scene.

He looks pleased with the results.

Michael will make do with these ladies -- even if they aren't in his usual age bracket.

Spotted: Marcellus possible lady.

Remember what Patti taught you about conversation.

It's a gentle ping pong match.

Michael lady option one is definitely on the Lockler side.

But is she ready for his sweet music?

Patti picks Michael's brain about the ladies.

Have we talked about how precious and gigantic Marcellus is?

This seems like a better fit.

Marcellus picks Monique.

Adorable.

Having profile problems? Patti suggests adding a -licious to your name.

Marcellus tries to serve up a perfect date.

It's game, but is love the score. (Sorry, bad pun.)

Hot air balloons in flight. Afternoon delight?

She's afraid of heights, but Michael tries to comfort her with waist hugs.

Cheers to a budding relationship

That's his serious face, and it seems like she likes it.

Michael pulled out all the romantic stops.

If things go bad, you can just grab a barrel of wine.

Oh wait a wrote you a song.

Dance solo.

Marcellus has already achieved second date status.

But Patti wants him to seal the deal right now.