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    Destin Pfaff

    Horror Movies, Good; Horror Dates, Bad

    Ep 2: Destin is so disgusted with a client that he dubs the Millionaire "Dr. Centipede."

    Jan 17

    The mixer goes well. Steve’s a hit and my new favorite client. Dr. Alex pulls himself out of a non-complimenting spiral and the guys pick their dates.

    Dr. Alex’s master date, Valerie, is SO SWEET and totally buys into his game… until, that is, he takes her back to his place and has a giant-boobed creature from another planet serve them ass-cake (possibly complete with pieces of real ass!). The Boobzilla, not only made a CHOCOLATE butt desert, but decided it would be fun to feed it to Dr. Alex lovingly by hand IN FRONT OF HIS DATE. Not even the doctor from The Human Centipede (you know, where he captures people, experiments on them, and then sews their mouths to another’s hind quarters) has that little class.

    Anywho, Dr. Alex’s date comes crying back to me. I settle her down and bring her to Patti so we can all chat and call the good doctor out on his doo-doo. He doesn’t get it, storms out to the parking lot, and probably back into the arms of his latest creation (my guess: the three-breasted girl from Total Recall). Patti, Rachel, and I take care of the young lass and set her up with a nice boy that doesn’t play with knives.

    As for Rachel’s client, Steve… I’m still waiting on that music contract.

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    elsaro9 183 pts

    I was completely impressed by how Valerie sat down and directly addressed the disgusting assumption by Alex: I probably would have laughed nervously and found some silly excuse to get out of there. Her direct approach tells a lot about her character, and it also showed me that I need to be more confident about taking people to task when they are blatantly disrespectful.

    shysharon 1891 pts

    why do you sound so surprised?

    Patty2Also 5 pts

     I too felt like taking a shower after I saw what was done to Alex' date.  Patti betrayed yentas everywhere when she took him on, apparently for the sake of ratings.  And if it is not bad enough that she duped the woman into going on a date with this sick man, the poor woman had to sit in the same room with him the next day to get an "apology".  I got the impression that this man couldn't feel sorry for anything where women are concerned.  (And a plastic surgeon who is a great artist worth only a million??? He should've gone into accounting or legal - there's real money there.)

    mlzsinger 5 pts

     Patty2Also This guy the way he presents himself and talks make me sick . I am looking at the show now and I literally want to throw up if I sat and even talked to him. Definitely did not like him as a person at all.

     

    melethan 10 pts

    destin i really like you will you tell patti i left her a comment on the frankenstein blog. i really hope she reads it. she really needs to say sorry to some people, or maybe she just doesnt  know how. she really hurt my feelings. thanks

    JEBFP6969 563 pts

    You know what?  You should have passed on this one.  It made all of you look bad taking on   Dr Creep.  Love you all, but this put a bad taste in my mouth for the show.  I'll have to miss a couple of episodes until the Dr fades out of my memory.  I think he has scarred me for life! 

    SueFo64 18 pts

    When I saw the first run of this episode, I thought Dr Alex was so much of a cartoon character, that this HAD TO BE scripted.  Now I am watching the rerun on this is a doctor who probably inhaled (and drank) too much formaldehyde in med school.  From his obsession with body parts, to his big d!ck (I think he measures his height for that, not his 5th appendage), to real men don't cuddle... this man is destined to be alone.

     

    TrudyBravoGirl 29 pts

    Destin.. First you are really rockin that hair cut.. Love it and of course Rachel just beautiful.

     

    I had to take a shower after watching Dr.FrankSlime..OMG What a LOSER!  It was obvious after the first minute that he had a Narcissistic personality disorder, no character and absolutely no morals. Creep is right!  If his reputation as a Dr. survives after this then there are those who haven't watched the show or are Porno Wanta Be's . He's not even a Poser.. He is full blown slimeball who made my skin crawl..

     

    Lucky you to have to deal with this dreg of society. As always loved the show.. and was rivited by this Human Trainwreck..

     

    This is my first post..couldn't wait to come over to put my 2 cents in about this D-Bag..