Jim, Jimmy, James, Jimbo… whatever. And Destin gets a Spray Tan.
Yes, I got a spray tan. And if nothing else, I look less pasty. Not that there is anything wrong with pasty, but if my white ass is going to be telling the girls to stop being so sickly pale, I guess I should take a spoonful of my own medicine. The weirdest part though (aside from feeling compelled to dye my skin with fruit extracts sprayed from an airbrush on a regular basis), is the ‘tan line’. I feel like the Coppertone baby.
On to the Millionaires Club… this week we had the two Jims – Jim and Jimmy for the sake of this blog. Jimmy, Rach’s guy, is an older looking chap with a simple personality and about three six packs under his shirt. Doesn’t compete with the keg I have, but that’s probably a good thing. He’s nice enough, but kind of a drip.
My millionaire, Jim, though – is the bomb. He’s a sweet guy, in the film business like myself, funny, self-deprecating and kind. Love him. If I had a millionaire like him every week, my job would be so much easier. Matter of fact I will offer a GENEROUS commission to anyone that refers me a few more like this that pay for our services. Seriously, I’m not kidding. Help make my life easier!
I liked him too. I didn't care for Patti showing off Jimmy's abs at the mixture, embarrassing Jim and leading with his looks and body, the exact thing Patti didn't want him to look for in a woman. Usually love and agree with Patti, but this time was a mistake.
Just saw the show, Jimmy G my goodness it's not surprising why some people stay single. I would have thought using the services of Patti and taking her advice was the whole point of going to her in the first place. You are supposed to choose the girl with personality so that you stimulate each other until the NEXT date. It's not surprising that he found his date a 'challenge' .
First sign of insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. HINT: choose not just looks next time go for substance also.
Just my advice ;)
I watched the show with Jim and Jimmy and I absolutely fell in love with Jim. He was sweet, honest and looking for what his parents had..he is a keeper. I hope that the women he dated appreciates him for him. Sigh...now if they only made one like him out here in NY.
Every time I watch MM, I vow to "look past" the obvious physical stuff and focus on personality. In real life, that is so much easier to do when a friend from work, or a fellow customer from the local coffee shop becomes your date: I already know them a little bit and have already put the physical in the background. But when I have been fixed up on blind dates, it is a struggle to get past appearance: I am not even talking about 8s, 9s, or 10s (in fact, I feel intimidated by men who are "too" good0looking); I am talking about, say, shorter men with a paunch, balding head, and glasses. I did convince myself to really give someone like that a try, and we had three nice dates, the kind that allow a little hope to crop up again. On date 4, he did a 180 and became a nerdy, fastidious, snarky baby. SO: It would appear that magic and a professional matchmaking service are equal parts in order; without both of those elements at play, how does a 49-year-old single lady stand a chance?!
Jimmy G., REALLY???? and I have news for you, Charlize Theron is 37. So you better find yourself a new celebrity crush! I hope Patty snuck a few gorgeous Jennifer Aniston types and Jennifer Lopez types in there, or do they not look good?...you are so self obsessed. I think you should just get a blowup doll of Charlize since your girlfriend won't be able to touch anything in your house and you expect perfection. Plastic ages well!
Is Jim from Arizona. If so, in the Scottsdale area. If so, I swear I saw him last weekend.





Jim is great, but leave alone Stephanie, she is a great girl, the voice does not define her. You did lousy job for her, she was kind and sweet all the way and now you insult her through your blog. Why?
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