Just Robin Being Robin

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Making a Match: Speidi, Bad Guys & Playboy

Making a Match: The Real Perez and Sexy Sonja

Making a Match: Making Jill (and Ally) Happy

Making a Match: Crashing Chilli's Date!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Patti Turns NeNe's Bridesmaids to Brides

A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

Skeet Shooting is a Bad Date Idea

Just Robin Being Robin

Destin is bummed that Robin Kassner didn't find love with the real Superman of the day, Joe.


It was bound to happen. Robin Kassner has returned to the offices of the Millionaire’s Club, pink and all.  You may remember her from our New York time: you know the, um, BBW who drank too much and gave a little tickle to a sugar-boy plumber under the table?  Well, this time she’s come to LA, equipped with her own rap song (yes, that’s right, RAP song) and a longing for a REAL man.

Patti, Rachel, and I do our recruiting session for Robin (and Rachel’s client, J-date billboard guy Bradley) and meet all sorts of nice young men –- including a stripper who let Patti rub his "slip'n'slide", a superman-wannabe lookalike and a pleasantly plump nice-guy named Joe.

At the mixer, Robin shows up fully made over (no pink, no blonde, no clown make-up) and ready to party.

Patti plays Cyrano and has me put a listening device in Robin’s ear so she can give the girl advice on the way.  That only lasts so long before she’s dancing with strippers, rapping her song and choosing… poorly.  Yup, the obvious best choice Joe gets trumped by Clark Kent.  At least Robin didn’t pick Magic Mike.

Sadly, Superman is really nothing more than Chickenman and stands Robin up.  I kick into high gear (wearing a snazzy DnR brands t-shirt I might add) and fix things before they become too disastrous and invite second fiddle Joe to save the day.  Faster than a speeding bullet he does, and the two have an incredible date thanks to the incredible Joe.

Of course, Robin, being Robin, can’t see a good thing when it's sitting in front of her and decides not to date poor Joe again.

Well, at least she’ll always have her song… “Come to me.. I’ll be your fan-ta-sy”