Cast Blog: #MATCHMAKER

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Making a Match: Crashing Chilli's Date!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Patti Turns NeNe's Bridesmaids to Brides

A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Just Robin Being Robin

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

Skeet Shooting is a Bad Date Idea

Let the Man Be the Man on a Date

Irv's Nerve

Patti's Favorite Episode

My Favorite Client Ever

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Patti is finally convinced to do a mixer for red-heads only, and is ecstatic at Dr. Chris's and Damian's results.

Read Patti's full transcript after the jump:Damian is an art dealer in Aspen. He has a HUGE personality. He says he loves to party, and when he parties, it’s 110%. His celebrity crush is… me. Can you believe that? But with red hair. Oh my God, am I scared or what? He wants to tone down his party side and find the right girl.

Dr. Chris is a radiologist from Los Angeles with two girls. He just got divorced a year ago. He seems a bit bitter because he tests girls. He dates 25-year-olds… like that’s gonna work! His daughters say they’re too young. His celeb crush is Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. Both guys love red-heads. That’s right… it’s red-head week.

I met Damian at Café del Rey and he’s got a bottle of wine in front of him. He loves drinking and partying. His last girlfriend lasted two years and it ended because she cheated on him. He wants marriage and kids, but the partying needs to stop in order for that to happen.

When I met Dr. Chris, I confronted him about his bitterness. He shouldn’t test girls, because he’ll come off as a bitter old man. He needs to date a girl around his age that is age appropriate. He’s fine with girls who have kids; he seems really open to this.



For Damian, I’m looking for petite girls who can handle his personality and for Dr. Chris, I’m looking for mature, sassy girls who are looking to get serious. This is our first red-headed mixer. Damian immediately hits it off with Amy and they connect instantly. He also connects with Beck over their love for the movies. He chooses Amy and Beck as his mini dates; for his master date, he chooses Amy.Dr. Chris makes rounds, and finds himself choosing Amy Jane, the Marine, and Nicole, the nuclear reactor girl -- what a combo! For his master date, he chooses Amy Jane.

Damian takes Amy up to Aspen for their date; how romantic is that?! They take a gondola up the mountain and drink champagne. On the way down, they find themselves in the middle of a lightning storm. Amy is pretty scared, but all is good when they finally make it to the bottom.

Dr. Chris and Amy Jane meet up at the chocolate factory and taste all types of chocolates. That’s really romantic! Dinner arrives, and it’s at a Boston lobster truck -- Amy Jane’s favorite!  They eat, and they eat, and they dessert it, and he gives her a book that he wrote for his daughters that he published himself. She loves it!Damian and Amy hit it off and have plans to see each other again. He seems like he’s tamed his wild ways. Love connection! Dr. Chris and Amy Jane hit it out of the park -- Amy Jane said it was the greatest date she’s ever been on. They’ve been dating each other since, and they’re madly in love. Two for two, a red-headed mixer; it was an amazing week!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Find out what Patti really thought about sexy Melyssa and shy guy Larry's dates.

This week I got to meet one of the sweetest guys in the world, Larry Birkhead: the boy from Kentucky. There’s just one problem: he hasn’t dated in like a decade. This guy needs practice. I mean, he’s drop dead gorgeous and he can’t do anything. I can send him out into the world and the world of a mixer and a date, but he could botch it. Candace and I will give him some mock dating experience and I will pick his date for him. The first time he’ll meet her will be when they go out for the first time. No chance for him to get nervous, and more importantly, no time for the girl to look him up and see who he is. He can stand on his own two feet and just be himself, not Anna Nicole’s ex.

He can stand on his own two feet and just be himself, not Anna Nicole’s ex.

My other client this week is drop dead gorgeous: Melyssa Ford. She’s the star of Blood Sweat and Heels, she used to be in a bunch of music videos, and she was nicknamed the "Video Vixen". I know it’s hard to turn off the beauty and the booty, so I bring her to doctor Pat Allen. Doctor Pat and I have worked together for years. Doctor Pat told Melyssa that she should be leading with her brain. Melyssa can be sexy no matter what: but can she look for the guy who’s interested in what she has to say, not what she looks like?

So I’m doing something new: I get Candace and David to bring a bunch of good appropriate men and women to the mixer. I just want a handful of guys for Melyssa, and a handful of girls for Larry. I introduce the best ones to Melyssa for her to choose from, and I’ll pick the best girl to set up Larry with on a blind date. Melyssa picks Jay. Jay listened to the conversation, and remembered Melyssa liked bowling and cigars. And he took her on a perfect, fun, get-to-know-you date. Meanwhile, Larry met up with his date at Universal Studios. He had a private tour set up, and he and Michelle met for the first time. They had a blast. She knew who he was, but they got past that and they got to know each other. And he took her for dinner and even got a kiss at the end.

So in the end, I’m so happy that both Larry and Melyssa got to learn something. Larry got to know he can be himself and there’s no need to be shy, and she knows (Melyssa) that there are guys out there who can look past her booty and see the great girl underneath.

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