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Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Rachel agrees with Bradley on one thing (and one thing only) and spills on Robin Kassner's comeback.

By Rachel Federoff

Here, Kitty-Kitty...

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I have a joke for you…a pink kitty and a sleazy lawyer walk into a bar. OUCH! OK so I didn’t say it was going to be funny. Yes, that’s right, this week was just purr-fectly awful. Robin “Pink Kitty” was back, and ready to buy yet another man a Ducati all while giving him a little somethin’ somethin’ under a table. Oh joy. As if that wasn’t torture enough, I thought it would be just grand to bring back Bradley the schmuck who went out with Stephanie. Double joy. 

To recap, Bradley is in his 30s, a lawyer, has dated over 400 women, and has two thousand friends on Facebook. Oh, and you know that scene in My Cousin Vinnie when… Ah, just kidding, I won’t go there. This really was quite the looney-toon week for me, so I will go straight the nitty-gritty kitty. 

Casting Bradley K.
How amazing did our little Miss Meow look after her make-over?  No more alley cat: she turned out to be quite the refined feline. I cannot express how proud I was of Robin for choosing two normal guys, especially my personal favorite, Joseph. Dev, of course, flaked (I could tell he was not as into it as he played… guess he wasn’t Superman after all). The real hero was Joseph, with his coming out to save the day and being so sweet. Sadly, Robin stuck to her usual ways and wanted her hunk. Ah well, it’s back to the pound for her.

Robin Sings
Back to Bradley: he chose the sweet Nicole, who was a great pick. Of course, once again, we get another sweaty date bouncing on trampolines.  This is something I would do with my three-year-old son, not something I would do on a date!  After the jumping and sweating and racing Brad showed his true colors at dinner with his lack of compliments and lousy wit.  The only thing I have to agree with Bradley about is that you don’t need to flaunt your cash to get the girl.  Sorry Patti, I have to side with douche-boy on this one.

Bradley, remember the scene in Jerry McGuire when she says, “You had me at hello?”  Well, you had us at goodbye.  Looks like it’s back to your two thousand Facebook pals and dating another 400 women for you.

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