Cast Blog: #MATCHMAKER

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Making a Match: Crashing Chilli's Date!

Making a Match: Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford

Patti Turns NeNe's Bridesmaids to Brides

A Waste of a Good Mirror

Getting a Nice Guy for Rachel Uchitel

Breaking 'Matchmaker' History

Two Millionaires That Shouldn't Be Single

The Critical Dick Goes Home Alone

A Dorky Doc and a Hopeless Romantic

Carson Kressley, the Millionaire Whisperer

Patti's Vlog: Everyone Gets a Valentine!

Patti's Vlog: Patti's the Love Doctor

Patti's Vlog: Stefan Richter Tried to Date Patti!

A Bashful Beauty and a Not-So-Golden Oldie

A Shallow Old Dog and a Sweet River Rat

What Rosie Wants and a Gay Hugh Hefner

Great Expectations and the Running Man

Courtney Kerr and a Swedish Peacock

Sarcastic Cheban and a 'Man-diego' Bachelor

Sweetheart Swayze and a Virtual Phantom

Patti's Biggest, Most Tempting Mixer Yet

A Red-Hot Night for the Millionaires

Time for Some Spice: The Ginger Mixer!

Gaynor Gets the Girl (So Does Allison!)

Adam Gaynor Wins, Allison Baver Skates By

Patti Says Leave Boss at the Business

Mitch Berger, NFL Peter Pan, Grows Up

Johnny Out Sweets Yigit

Sweet Yigit Gets No Sugar on His Date

Just Robin Being Robin

Bye-Bye Bradley, Hello Kitty

Robin Kassner Gets Serious

The Rules According to Aimee

Matt "The Candy Man" Riviera

Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise

Skeet Shooting is a Bad Date Idea

Let the Man Be the Man on a Date

Irv's Nerve

Patti's Favorite Episode

My Favorite Client Ever

Chef K Wins One for the Lesbian Team

Rachel spills on Chef K sealing her date with a kiss and millionaire Shawn's wine snobbery.

Butch on the Streets, Femme in the Sheets

Finally, I mean seriously, finally, we have a 100% all-real lesbian millionaire! Not just some woman who had a bad breakup with a man and deciding to go to the other side, but a “gold star” lesbian; for those of you who don’t speak the lesbi-language, that means never having slept with a man. Chef K (Khristianne Uy) is in the house, out of the closet, and up for finding love.

Let me just say how much I heart Chef K: she's truly not only an amazing chef, but also a sweetheart. Needless to say, that’s why we pulled out the perfect group of girls for her to choose from. I get the bragging rights this week, as I picked Rocio as the perfect match for Chef in our recruiting. Ahem, Patti: see, Rocio had that je ne sais quoi so nyah nyah nyah!  I ain’t head of our Gay Division for nothing folks!



I just loved their date with the cute fishing on the boat and the peanut butter and banana sandwiches, with the crust cut off even. It was nice to see a simple and soft side of Chef K.  Now here’s where I have to give praise to my lesbian sisters: they kissed at the end of the date! Did my gay boys do that? Nope! For shame! Way to go, Chef K, for sealing the date with a kiss.  This was a great week for yours truly and our first lesbian match for the Millionaires Club.  As for my sweetheart, Destin, and Shawn… well, looks like the only thing that man is marrying is his wine bottle collection. 

The final score this week: Team Gay 1; Team Straight Zip. VIVA LA GAY!